Don't know where to start...

I went to thailand for a month after a bad broke up to clean up my mind...it's a really wonderful place to visit and spend time for whatever reason... let's say:

Bangkok it's good for...well you have to land somewhere...

Kho tao= super cool for skuba diving

Kho phagnag= Full moon party...it's a massive rave, you get your drink in a bucket (300ml of wisky, 2 redbull, cola, icequbes) (yes that's your drink!) for 300bath (6 pounds) or if you want to go for something more natural there are tons of mushroom shakes

I absolutely love chang mai, city up to north where I went to jungle, I love jungle, you can go rafting, elephant riding, sleeping in a tribe village etc...make sure you get stuff for mosquitos.

Pattaya= well, let's say for fun, tons of go go bar, make sure you have your condom with you, thai ones are small and brake easy. don't trust any storyes those lady tells you, and try not to fall in love. Eveyone in pattaya is a: "sexy man" "beautiful man" etc... I was super "superstar"...lol

Anyway, If you are not ugly as shit you probabily get laid without paying with go go, but what I learnt is just treat them well.

So regarding the places to go in pattaya I would suggest:
the main street is called walking street, where you can find:
Club insomnia and Ibar= this is a club no go go but it's filled with girls something like 70%girls 30% guys...plenty of choices
And for the go go club I enjoy the shasbury and alkatraz. but anyway it's full of clubs....
wanna ladyboys= soi6



Now talking about my story....don't know where to start... maybe the one where I went in a police station and the girls who was with me wated to blow me in the toilet should be a good start....

So: I was out for a beer in Khang mai,and I met this girl who was a mui thai fighter, we drank several shots together, she payed me some drinks which is unusual and she told me to go and see her fighting next day. It looked like she was fighting some famous farang girl and she was so sure to win that she choose to get drunk the night before...or maybe that was just her lifestyle.... anyway, one of her friends started arguing with another thai girl over a guy they both wanted, and they start a fight. At this point my girl came in...I saw kat fight before but never a professional muay thai kicking another girls head, well, that was hillarius.... I tryed to make a video for the youtubers sake but there was a reall mess over this 2 girls and I was holding her bag and high hills...so no video....

Anyway the police arrived and took only the first 2 girls who started to the police station. But my muay fighter date wanted to go as well so I drove her with my motorbike to the police station.

Well when I was there I needed to use the toilet...so I went and as soon as I open the door the muay fighter came in...I don't know how but probabily she was really quick and my dick disappear in her month in few seconds...I was drunk, I was excited but **** this is a thai police station, I could finish in a jail for a bullshit like that...so I got scared, and I went out the toilet.

After one hour and 500 bath bail the girl's friend was released so we went all home. I took this girl to my place but she didn't wanna ****...only blow jobs...who knows...maybe I hook up with a ladyboys muay fighter...I'll never know...