Anyone ever get paranoid/scared about there girlfriend leaving u

[Shol'va]

They always want to leave the other guy and move in with me... All I ever here is I wish my B/F was more like you and I'd say you mean Gay? That usually makes them think. But still they want them to be polite and thoughtful and keep a clean place, put the toilet seat down, etc etc. So guys just give them some attention from time to time and try not to fart all the time in bed while shoving their heads under the sheets. You know who you are here...

[bikeral]

They always want to leave the other guy and move in with me... All I ever here is I wish my B/F was more like you and I'd say you mean Gay? That usually makes them think. But still they want them to be polite and thoughtful and keep a clean place, put the toilet seat down, etc etc. So guys just give them some attention from time to time and try not to fart all the time in bed while shoving their heads under the sheets. You know who you are here...

I thought she liked that.