How Stupid do you have to be??????

[austinite]

I had a broad I dated who called me one time for help. She said she locked herself in the car and doesn't have her keys. I explained how to get out and instantly broke up with her during the same phone call.

[GirlyGymRat]

I had a broad I dated who called me one time for help. She said she locked herself in the car and doesn't have her keys. I explained how to get out and instantly broke up with her during the same phone call.

I think I should be picking the gals you date. Just sayin.

[austinite]

I think I should be picking the gals you date. Just sayin.

I agree

[Lunk1]

I had a broad I dated who called me one time for help. She said she locked herself in the car and doesn't have her keys. I explained how to get out and instantly broke up with her during the same phone call.

While working, I had to deal with a women who was drunk in a vehicle that had locked herself in. I tried like hell to tell her how to hit the damn unlock button...she couldnt figure out out for the life of her. All while cheating on her husband who was a co-worker...wonderful night lol

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I had a broad I dated who called me one time for help. She said she locked herself in the car and doesn't have her keys. I explained how to get out and instantly broke up with her during the same phone call.

thats nothing! a buddy of mine (who is now dead).. well his mom was crazy growing up. she used to cut the grass with scissors and talk to the cats and stuff like that. needless to say when we wanted a freak show we went to his house.

anyways so when she was younger she told us she lived in new york city in a high rise apt on the 4th floor. well apparently one day she got locked in the bathroom in her apt. she finally panicked and decided it was a good idea to open the window and climb out and hang onto the blinds (i cant remember why). in any event she was not strong enuff to pull herself back in! needless to say she finally succumbed to the inevitable and let go! fell 4 stories onto the sidewalk below and broke her hip and pelvis and some other stuff. wow..

[austinite]

thats nothing! a buddy of mine (who is now dead).. well his mom was crazy growing up. she used to cut the grass with scissors and talk to the cats and stuff like that. needless to say when we wanted a freak show we went to his house.

anyways so when she was younger she told us she lived in new york city in a high rise apt on the 4th floor. well apparently one day she got locked in the bathroom in her apt. she finally panicked and decided it was a good idea to open the window and climb out and hang onto the blinds (i cant remember why). in any event she was not strong enuff to pull herself back in! needless to say she finally succumbed to the inevitable and let go! fell 4 stories onto the sidewalk below and broke her hip and pelvis and some other stuff. wow..

omg. wow. It would go dormant by the time you're half way done!

[Knockout_Power]

thats nothing! a buddy of mine (who is now dead).. well his mom was crazy growing up. she used to cut the grass with scissors and talk to the cats and stuff like that. needless to say when we wanted a freak show we went to his house.
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so you're saying this isnt normal?

[kitstreasure]

so you're saying this isnt normal?

Unless your grass is grown in a crate for making wheatgrass juice, probably not.

[lovbyts]

thats nothing! a buddy of mine (who is now dead).. well his mom was crazy growing up. she used to cut the grass with scissors and talk to the cats and stuff like that. needless to say when we wanted a freak show we went to his house.

anyways so when she was younger she told us she lived in new york city in a high rise apt on the 4th floor. well apparently one day she got locked in the bathroom in her apt. she finally panicked and decided it was a good idea to open the window and climb out and hang onto the blinds (i cant remember why). in any event she was not strong enuff to pull herself back in! needless to say she finally succumbed to the inevitable and let go! fell 4 stories onto the sidewalk below and broke her hip and pelvis and some other stuff. wow..

Sounds more like she landed on her head. Either that or she got some Good/Bad LSD as a teen.