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    Quote Originally Posted by Dukkit View Post
    I need a super sized glass of whiskey.
    I concur!

    did you hit the owner yet?

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    Quote Originally Posted by -Ender- View Post
    That wasn't latex. That was leather.
    Touché.

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    Quote Originally Posted by 00ragincajun00 View Post
    I concur!

    did you hit the owner yet?
    Negative.

    But I did tell him Im not his little slave and I wont take his bullshit like the guy did who just got laid off.

    Alright whores....


    Im outtie!

    Like a belly button!

    Have a great weekend sluts!

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    Hello. I just woke up. Greet me.
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    Quote Originally Posted by austinite
    Hello. I just woke up. Greet me.
    Evening, bitch
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    Quote Originally Posted by Back In Black View Post
    Evening, bitch
    Hey sexy.
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    Quote Originally Posted by austinite View Post
    Hello. I just woke up. Greet me.
    daytime nightime.. who gives a **** right?!

    you don't have to comform Austin, but you need to get your hours straight. What you are doing is called dicking off all night. I think if you were awake during normal hours you would be more apt to get your shit straightened out.
    Love you, but get productive.

    The vast majority of sucessful people build something up and then sell the mother****er for profit, then repeat. This is acheived during normal business hours.

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    Quote Originally Posted by -Ender- View Post

    daytime nightime.. who gives a **** right?!

    you don't have to comform Austin, but you need to get your hours straight. What you are doing is called dicking off all night. I think if you were awake during normal hours you would be more apt to get your shit straightened out.
    Love you, but get productive.

    The vast majority of sucessful people build something up and then sell the mother****er for profit, then repeat. This is acheived during normal business hours.

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    Lmao. Where did that come from? How the f vck do you know what I'm doing with my time?
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    Quote Originally Posted by austinite View Post
    Lmao. Where did that come from? How the f vck do you know what I'm doing with my time?
    you wanted a greeting....I just made it interesting.

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    Mum: where's the lasagna?

    kronik: gone..

    Mum: srs? there was enough lasagna there to feed 3 people

    kronik: not 3 of me there wasn't...

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    Ender on vacation.


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    My first pic for you guys.




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    And I know most here are into Asian, (so am I, fiancé is Filipino) but how bout some nice Brazilian or Colombian a$$? ill start looking.

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    Quote Originally Posted by sfla80 View Post
    my first pic for you guys.




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    and i know most here are into asian, (so am i, fiancé is filipino) but how bout some nice brazilian or colombian a$$? ill start looking.
    nice!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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    Kitty!

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    Sorry guys i think i misunderstood

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    Quote Originally Posted by bdos900 View Post
    Sorry guys i think i misunderstood

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    Yours is small...

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    Quote Originally Posted by DSM4Life View Post

    Yours is small...
    My cat or my nipple? Thanks for the hello kitty jocks my gf saw now i have to get a pair.

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    Kittens and puppies. Nice
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    Quote Originally Posted by bdos900 View Post
    My cat or my nipple? Thanks for the hello kitty jocks my gf saw now i have to get a pair.
    Back in Black has a few pairs himself.

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    Quote Originally Posted by DSM4Life View Post

    Back in Black has a few pairs himself.
    Haha should have worn them in final comp pics

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    Quote Originally Posted by bdos900 View Post
    Haha should have worn them in final comp pics
    Get these with the Hello Kitty on the butt:


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    Quote Originally Posted by DSM4Life View Post

    Get these with the Hello Kitty on the butt:
    You and my gf have very similar taste lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by bdos900 View Post
    You and my gf have very similar taste lol
    I bet we do...

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