Thread: dukkits international house o whores

  1. #88041
    Join Date
    Aug 2005
    Location
    ON THE SHORT BUS.
    Posts
    63,652
    Quote Originally Posted by bikeral View Post
    I like dark nipples that stick out the size of my pinky.
    Ditto!

  2. #88042
    Join Date
    Nov 2005
    Location
    Standing Above Weakness
    Posts
    16,033
    I just grilled a banana. It's pretty good... If you like bananas.

  3. #88043
    Join Date
    Mar 2004
    Posts
    20,517
    Quote Originally Posted by Igifuno
    I just grilled a banana. It's pretty good... If you like bananas.
    Ur disgusting..... Put that banana down and pick up some chicken

  4. #88044
    Join Date
    Mar 2004
    Posts
    20,517
    Son of a bitch......

    I had to goto the bathroom so I walk in and shut the door. The dogs are in the back room right now (where the bathroom is) because they're wet from the rain today. What does my girl do?

    The second I walk in and blow some gas she comes walkin in to the back room to play with the dogs.

    I don't ask for much..... I just want to run aas without question (which she's great about) and I want privacy in the fvcking bathroom!

  5. #88045
    Join Date
    Jan 2011
    Location
    Deep Down South
    Posts
    23,624
    Quote Originally Posted by bikeral View Post
    On the other hand.... At least she has nipples.
    HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEY!

    hahahahaha

  6. #88046
    Join Date
    Nov 2005
    Location
    Standing Above Weakness
    Posts
    16,033
    Quote Originally Posted by Hazard

    Ur disgusting..... Put that banana down and pick up some chicken
    I am disgusting... But I did have a steak and a turkey burger with my banana. Haha

  7. #88047
    Join Date
    Nov 2005
    Location
    Standing Above Weakness
    Posts
    16,033
    Quote Originally Posted by 00ragincajun00

    HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEY!

    hahahahaha
    Heeeaaaahh..

  8. #88048
    Join Date
    Aug 2005
    Location
    ON THE SHORT BUS.
    Posts
    63,652
    I fukking love grilled bananas!!!

  9. #88049
    Join Date
    Jul 2013
    Posts
    28
    Frozen chocolate dipped banana eating bitch checking in

  10. #88050
    Join Date
    Jan 2011
    Location
    Deep Down South
    Posts
    23,624
    boss just left for the day, i can whore more freely now!

    i am getting thirsty, wonder which watering hole i may stumble in this evening..........

  11. #88051
    Join Date
    Aug 2005
    Location
    ON THE SHORT BUS.
    Posts
    63,652
    Might be hanging out with another chickie tonight.

    Girl has parent teacher night at her school.

    Shhhhh

  12. #88052
    austinite's Avatar
    austinite is offline HRT Specialist ~ AR-Platinum Elite-Hall of Famer ~
    Join Date
    Mar 2012
    Location
    Cialis, Texas
    Posts
    31,155
    For Dukiit....

    ~ PLEASE DO NOT ASK FOR SOURCE CHECKS ~

    "It's human nature in a 'more is better' society full of a younger generation that expects instant gratification, then complain when they don't get it. The problem will get far worse before it gets better". ~ kelkel

  13. #88053
    Quote Originally Posted by austinite
    For Dukiit....
    That takes balls.

  14. #88054
    austinite's Avatar
    austinite is offline HRT Specialist ~ AR-Platinum Elite-Hall of Famer ~
    Join Date
    Mar 2012
    Location
    Cialis, Texas
    Posts
    31,155
    ~ PLEASE DO NOT ASK FOR SOURCE CHECKS ~

    "It's human nature in a 'more is better' society full of a younger generation that expects instant gratification, then complain when they don't get it. The problem will get far worse before it gets better". ~ kelkel

  15. #88055
    Join Date
    Jan 2011
    Location
    Deep Down South
    Posts
    23,624
    Hubba Hubba

  16. #88056
    Join Date
    Aug 2005
    Location
    ON THE SHORT BUS.
    Posts
    63,652
    Quote Originally Posted by austinite View Post
    For Dukiit....

    I wrote that book. Under my writers name of Melissa Haynes.

  17. #88057
    Join Date
    Nov 2005
    Location
    Standing Above Weakness
    Posts
    16,033
    It's Friday bitches.

  18. #88058
    Join Date
    Aug 2005
    Location
    ON THE SHORT BUS.
    Posts
    63,652
    Quote Originally Posted by Igifuno View Post
    It's Friday bitches.
    I did not know this, thanks for the heads up!

  19. #88059
    Join Date
    Nov 2005
    Location
    Standing Above Weakness
    Posts
    16,033
    Quote Originally Posted by Dukkit

    I did not know this, thanks for the heads up!
    I do what I can..

  20. #88060
    Join Date
    Aug 2005
    Location
    ON THE SHORT BUS.
    Posts
    63,652
    Lets play the "Can I tap that?" game.

    Message, text, call, pm, email a chick, any chick. (or dude for DSM) and simply ask... Can I tap that?

    Ill go first.


  21. #88061
    Join Date
    Jan 2011
    Location
    Deep Down South
    Posts
    23,624
    hahahaha!

    morning gents, its freaky friday!

    had this for dinner last night, pulled bbq wild hog, bleu cheese slaw, on a wheat bun


  22. #88062
    Join Date
    Aug 2005
    Location
    ON THE SHORT BUS.
    Posts
    63,652
    Slaw grosses me out.

    They gave it to us every single meal in the one jail I was at.

    So nasty.

    Cant eat it since.

  23. #88063
    Join Date
    Nov 2005
    Location
    Standing Above Weakness
    Posts
    16,033
    Quote Originally Posted by 00ragincajun00
    hahahaha!

    morning gents, its freaky friday!

    had this for dinner last night, pulled bbq wild hog, bleu cheese slaw, on a wheat bun
    Holy sh*t that looks good.

  24. #88064
    Join Date
    Mar 2004
    Posts
    20,517
    I almost threw up looking at that coleslaw......

    Can't eat the stuff

  25. #88065
    Join Date
    Jan 2011
    Location
    Deep Down South
    Posts
    23,624
    Quote Originally Posted by Hazard View Post
    I almost threw up looking at that coleslaw......

    Can't eat the stuff
    it was just cabbage, carrots, and bleu cheese dressing.

  26. #88066
    Join Date
    Aug 2005
    Location
    ON THE SHORT BUS.
    Posts
    63,652
    Quote Originally Posted by 00ragincajun00 View Post
    it was just cabbage, carrots, and bleu cheese dressing.
    All the shit I hate.

    lol

  27. #88067
    Join Date
    Jan 2011
    Location
    Deep Down South
    Posts
    23,624
    Quote Originally Posted by Dukkit View Post
    All the shit I hate.

    lol
    hahaha!

    i know what to get you for christmas!

  28. #88068
    Join Date
    Aug 2005
    Location
    ON THE SHORT BUS.
    Posts
    63,652
    Quote Originally Posted by 00ragincajun00 View Post
    hahaha!

    i know what to get you for christmas!
    Burn!!!

  29. #88069
    Join Date
    May 2009
    Location
    Chaos
    Posts
    20,883
    Quote Originally Posted by Dukkit View Post
    Lets play the "Can I tap that?" game.

    Message, text, call, pm, email a chick, any chick. (or dude for DSM) and simply ask... Can I tap that?

    Ill go first.

    ]
    I'm going to text the wife, and my buddies girlfriend.... see what happens. This could go either way, or not at all. lol

  30. #88070
    Join Date
    Aug 2005
    Location
    ON THE SHORT BUS.
    Posts
    63,652
    Quote Originally Posted by -Ender- View Post
    I'm going to text the wife, and my buddies girlfriend.... see what happens. This could go either way, or not at all. lol
    Post up the results!!

  31. #88071
    Join Date
    May 2009
    Location
    Chaos
    Posts
    20,883
    Buddy's girlfriend said: "Lol"
    Wife said: "nope"

  32. #88072
    Join Date
    Jan 2011
    Location
    Deep Down South
    Posts
    23,624
    Quote Originally Posted by -Ender-
    Buddy's girlfriend said: "Lol"
    Wife said: "nope"
    Hahaha!

  33. #88073
    Join Date
    Aug 2005
    Location
    ON THE SHORT BUS.
    Posts
    63,652
    Quote Originally Posted by -Ender- View Post
    Buddy's girlfriend said: "Lol"
    Wife said: "nope"
    Lmao!!!!

    I think the Lol means... maybe

  34. #88074
    Join Date
    Aug 2005
    Location
    ON THE SHORT BUS.
    Posts
    63,652

  35. #88075
    Join Date
    Aug 2005
    Location
    ON THE SHORT BUS.
    Posts
    63,652
    So far its a tie. 1-1

  36. #88076
    Join Date
    May 2009
    Location
    Chaos
    Posts
    20,883
    Quote Originally Posted by Dukkit View Post
    Lmao!!!!

    I think the Lol means... maybe
    It probably does mean maybe. Her sex drive is just as high as mine. She was married when I was wife shopping or she would have been no. 1 on the list.

    And the wife is bleeding like a fire hose this week. But she was nice enough to take it in the shitter last Sat.
    happy birthday to me.

  37. #88077
    Join Date
    May 2009
    Location
    Chaos
    Posts
    20,883
    Last edited by -Ender-; 08-23-2013 at 10:11 AM.

  38. #88078
    Join Date
    Jan 2011
    Location
    Deep Down South
    Posts
    23,624
    cool pic ender

  39. #88079
    Join Date
    May 2009
    Location
    Chaos
    Posts
    20,883
    Quote Originally Posted by 00ragincajun00 View Post
    cool pic ender
    thanks. not mine, but I have been there.

    It's called MÃ¥nafossen, hidden in a really beautiful part of Norway.

    Saw a couple of the hottest blonde women on the planet walking along a road near there. Locals in the middle of seemingly nowhere. Looked like a mother and daughter, maybe sisters.

  40. #88080
    Join Date
    Jan 2011
    Location
    Deep Down South
    Posts
    23,624
    Quote Originally Posted by -Ender- View Post
    thanks. not mine, but I have been there.

    It's called MÃ¥nafossen, hidden in a really beautiful part of Norway.

    Saw a couple of the hottest blonde women on the planet walking along a road near there. Locals in the middle of seemingly nowhere. Looked like a mother and daughter, maybe sisters.
    that would be nice to find two blondes out there by themselves!

Thread Information

Users Browsing this Thread

There are currently 22 users browsing this thread. (0 members and 22 guests)

Tags for this Thread

Posting Permissions

  • You may not post new threads
  • You may not post replies
  • You may not post attachments
  • You may not edit your posts
  •