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**jasc** · 11-05-2013, 09:31 AM

New eminen CD out today

Hope it's not shit like everything else he's put out in the last 5 years

His old/real music makes for a good gym soundtrack

**jasc** · 11-05-2013, 10:50 AM

Slackers..

**jasc** · 11-05-2013, 11:12 AM

Ever wonder how much you rip ass at night?

I was thinking about this earlier

Ever since I increased carbs I've been blowin up my office every 20 to 30 min and I'm not talking tame rips, I'm talking make you gag farts.

At first I thought it was comical to bomb the co-workers with em, now I almost feel bad for them.

Anyway, if this happens all day does it happen all night? I would assume so.

My gf hasn't mentioned anything, but it's gotta be brutal for her if she ever wakes up.

(Just lit up the office again)

Is she just that nice that she doesn't say anything or do our asses go to sleep too?

Hmmmmmmm...

**jasc** · 11-05-2013, 11:15 AM

Aus, does DLB fart?

If so would you buy a jar of it if she bottled one?

What would it smell like?

**RaginCajun** · 11-05-2013, 11:15 AM

Originally Posted by jasc

Ever wonder how much you rip ass at night?

I was thinking about this earlier

Ever since I increased carbs I've been blowin up my office every 20 to 30 min and I'm not talking tame rips, I'm talking make you gag farts.

At first I thought it was comical to bomb the co-workers with em, now I almost feel bad for them.

Anyway, if this happens all day does it happen all night? I would assume so.

My gf hasn't mentioned anything, but it's gotta be brutal for her if she ever wakes up.

(Just lit up the office again)

Is she just that nice that she doesn't say anything or do our asses go to sleep too?

Hmmmmmmm...

interesting.....................

maybe it is natural for her to smell the beef!

maybe she is just a dirty girl and likes it?

does she like anal?

**jasc** · 11-05-2013, 11:19 AM

Originally Posted by 00ragincajun00

interesting.....................

maybe it is natural for her to smell the beef!

- true, she's probably used to it

maybe she is just a dirty girl and likes it?

-noone could ever like these

does she like anal?

-yes

Responses above

**jasc** · 11-05-2013, 11:33 AM

Is anyone out there?

**jasc** · 11-05-2013, 11:34 AM

(echo)

**jasc** · 11-05-2013, 11:34 AM

(echo.)

**jasc** · 11-05-2013, 11:35 AM

(echo..)

**RaginCajun** · 11-05-2013, 11:40 AM

Work has me pretty hemmed up!

I'm actually feeling kind of whorish today

**Lunk1** · 11-05-2013, 11:48 AM

Holy shyt! I have not been in here forever. It still smells like ass and rotten vagina!

**Bedford** · 11-05-2013, 11:57 AM

I chased my wife out of our gym last night with some huge carb/pro farts. Luckily we dont share the same bedroom so she gets a break when we actually sleep.

They can be bad some days. Seems worse if I dont let the mid day shake settle or if I eat too close to taking the mid day shake.

**Hazard** · 11-05-2013, 12:08 PM

Originally Posted by jasc

Ever wonder how much you rip ass at night?

I was thinking about this earlier

Ever since I increased carbs I've been blowin up my office every 20 to 30 min and I'm not talking tame rips, I'm talking make you gag farts.

At first I thought it was comical to bomb the co-workers with em, now I almost feel bad for them.

Anyway, if this happens all day does it happen all night? I would assume so.

My gf hasn't mentioned anything, but it's gotta be brutal for her if she ever wakes up.

(Just lit up the office again)

Is she just that nice that she doesn't say anything or do our asses go to sleep too?

Hmmmmmmm...

I rip em all night long and not on purpose. I've been finding that dairy is doing it. I'm talkin nasty gagging farts too. The gf has been awake while I'm in between sleep and being awake and I've let some bad ones go and woke myself up lol

**bikeral** · 11-05-2013, 12:24 PM

Originally Posted by jasc

Ever wonder how much you rip ass at night?

I was thinking about this earlier

Ever since I increased carbs I've been blowin up my office every 20 to 30 min and I'm not talking tame rips, I'm talking make you gag farts.

At first I thought it was comical to bomb the co-workers with em, now I almost feel bad for them.

Anyway, if this happens all day does it happen all night? I would assume so.

My gf hasn't mentioned anything, but it's gotta be brutal for her if she ever wakes up.

(Just lit up the office again)

Is she just that nice that she doesn't say anything or do our asses go to sleep too?

Hmmmmmmm...

I fart so much around my wife that she has become immune.

**Venom** · 11-05-2013, 12:32 PM

Originally Posted by jasc

New eminen CD out today Hope it's not shit like everything else he's put out in the last 5 years His old/real music makes for a good gym soundtrack

I think the new album is bad ass. Definitely original and refreshing from today's mainstream rap.

**RaginCajun** · 11-05-2013, 12:33 PM

Originally Posted by Bedford

I chased my wife out of our gym last night with some huge carb/pro farts. Luckily we dont share the same bedroom so she gets a break when we actually sleep.

They can be bad some days. Seems worse if I dont let the mid day shake settle or if I eat too close to taking the mid day shake.

you and your wife have separate bedrooms?

how does that work out for ya?

**Bedford** · 11-05-2013, 01:52 PM

It works out awesome, I snore like a mo-fo & she's an insomniac who has to get up 2 hrs before me each day.It really was tough to do at 1st but we realized it wasn't any different . When we were forcing each other to deal with each others issues that caused the other to wake up it just got tiresome (literally). We each have our own rooms & baths .Some nights we will chill & watch a show in her room sometimes mine . If I fall asleep I snore instantly so she moves or wakes me to move. We make sure to always have our "time" together but when we want to sleep we SLEEP , I have a hard bed & she has a soft one that kills my back if I stay in it over night. My room has all the good sex toys though so we end up there more often.

**RaginCajun** · 11-05-2013, 02:13 PM

Originally Posted by Bedford

It works out awesome, I snore like a mo-fo & she's an insomniac who has to get up 2 hrs before me each day.It really was tough to do at 1st but we realized it wasn't any different . When we were forcing each other to deal with each others issues that caused the other to wake up it just got tiresome (literally). We each have our own rooms & baths .Some nights we will chill & watch a show in her room sometimes mine . If I fall asleep I snore instantly so she moves or wakes me to move. We make sure to always have our "time" together but when we want to sleep we SLEEP , I have a hard bed & she has a soft one that kills my back if I stay in it over night. My room has all the good sex toys though so we end up there more often.

Sounds good to me.

Didn't know if you had a gf over. Hahaha

**jasc** · 11-05-2013, 02:30 PM

Originally Posted by Bedford

It works out awesome, I snore like a mo-fo & she's an insomniac who has to get up 2 hrs before me each day.It really was tough to do at 1st but we realized it wasn't any different . When we were forcing each other to deal with each others issues that caused the other to wake up it just got tiresome (literally). We each have our own rooms & baths .Some nights we will chill & watch a show in her room sometimes mine . If I fall asleep I snore instantly so she moves or wakes me to move. We make sure to always have our "time" together but when we want to sleep we SLEEP , I have a hard bed & she has a soft one that kills my back if I stay in it over night. My room has all the good sex toys though so we end up there more often.

Sounds like a perfect setup. I may have to try to get the gf on board with this.

**jasc** · 11-05-2013, 03:01 PM

Getting more fish for my tank tonight

Whoop whoop

**jasc** · 11-05-2013, 03:02 PM

29 min left

Legs tonight

Ready to fukk some sh1t up in the squat rack

**RaginCajun** · 11-05-2013, 03:07 PM

Originally Posted by jasc

29 min left

Legs tonight

Ready to fukk some sh1t up in the squat rack

better watch out for Euro doing curls!

**jasc** · 11-05-2013, 03:09 PM

Originally Posted by 00ragincajun00

better watch out for Euro doing curls!

Lol!

If he's in there I'll rip the empty 45lb bar out of his hands and shove it right up his @*%

**jasc** · 11-05-2013, 03:19 PM

I wish I was a little bit taller
I wish I was a baller
I wish I had a girl, if I did I would call her
I wish I had a rabbit in a hat with a bat or a 6-4 impala.

- The artist formerly known as Admin

**jasc** · 11-05-2013, 03:20 PM

Fukk this day is dragging

11 more min

Don't mind my rambling

**jasc** · 11-05-2013, 03:23 PM

This is the thread that doesn't end
Yes it goes on and on my friend
Dukkit, up and started it not knowing what it was
And we'll continue posting here forever just because

This is the thread that doesn't end
Yes it goes on and on my friend
Dukkit up and started it not knowing what it was
And we'll continue posting here forever just because

**jasc** · 11-05-2013, 03:37 PM

For everyone that now has this stuck in their head

You're welcome

**-Ender-** · 11-05-2013, 03:50 PM

I will be out of touch for a week fellas.

Taking the horde camping for a few days. I will then ditch the lot of them and spend some serious time in the woods with a compound bow for a couple of days. Something is going to die and get eaten. My trail cams show some nice looking, soon to be bleeding to death, backstraps on the hoof.

Later

**jasc** · 11-05-2013, 03:53 PM

Originally Posted by -Ender-

I will be out of touch for a week fellas.

Taking the horde camping for a few days. I will then ditch the lot of them and spend some serious time in the woods with a compound bow for a couple of days. Something is going to die and get eaten. My trail cams show some nice looking, soon to be bleeding to death, backstraps on the hoof.

Later

Have a safe trip man
Good luck on the hunt

**-Ender-** · 11-05-2013, 04:04 PM

Originally Posted by jasc

Have a safe trip man
Good luck on the hunt

thanks!

**Hazard** · 11-05-2013, 04:08 PM

Originally Posted by -Ender-

thanks!

Send me some meat. I'm assuming your hunting animals and not snatch.

**Bedford** · 11-05-2013, 04:22 PM

Originally Posted by -Ender-

I will be out of touch for a week fellas.

Taking the horde camping for a few days. I will then ditch the lot of them and spend some serious time in the woods with a compound bow for a couple of days. Something is going to die and get eaten. My trail cams show some nice looking, soon to be bleeding to death, backstraps on the hoof.

Later

Have fun ...... damn now I want to smash on some backstraps.

**Dpyle** · 11-05-2013, 05:05 PM

My new pantry installation in progress. Being your own contractor/handyman always pays dividends.

**RaginCajun** · 11-05-2013, 05:09 PM

Originally Posted by -Ender-

I will be out of touch for a week fellas.

Taking the horde camping for a few days. I will then ditch the lot of them and spend some serious time in the woods with a compound bow for a couple of days. Something is going to die and get eaten. My trail cams show some nice looking, soon to be bleeding to death, backstraps on the hoof.

Later

we would get along so great!

just got my deer back from the processor that i killed two weeks ago with a crossbow.

had backstrap wrapped in bacon and stuffed with jalepeno and cream cheese!