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Dont go and ruin my imagination of Santa.
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Haha.. Lmfao!!
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Why wife told me yesterday she married me based on my penis size, how should I interpret this?
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Snook~ AR Lounge Monitor
Could go one of two ways:Originally Posted by tarmyg
Big penis: Your penis is so large that it fills me up making me orgasm everytime.
Small penis: Your penis is thankful small. I needed a break from all the large penis pounding me and ripping me apart. It's relaxing hardly feeling anything when your inside me.
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When I saw this Kmart commercial this morning I though of you DSM. I wish I could find the video, I'm sure you would appreciate it.
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When I saw this Kmart commercial this morning I though of you DSM. I wish I could find the video, I'm sure you would appreciate it.
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OK you found the video. I couldn't find it yesterday but found it today also. I hope you enjoyed it.lol
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We should get the guys together here and make our own.
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That sounds like a great idea.... NOT. LOL
In your dreams.
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I'm in...
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Send me your entry video.
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Going to a wedding reception tonight - gay couple. Should I floss a pink shirt or would it look like I'm trying too hard?
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Try wearing ladies underwear and let me know how it turns out.
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Ok.. I can do that. That's a great idea actually. But what about the pink shirt? I'm serious, I need to know. Help me DSM.
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No. It's not gay pride it's a wedding.
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Sit ubu, sit.
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I'm a little disappointed, but I trust you.
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Hello dsm
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Marcus, what brings you here? Is it leg day ?
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I recently had a prostate and testicle examand he had ffingers like bananas. How the fuk do you guys take a hard cock up your ring piece
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Did he do both tests at the same time?
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That didn't answer my question. ....
No he felt them one by one
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You never had a girl use a finger on you?
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Only the tip for me. I had a chick try to stick a candle up my ass before... Yeah.. No.
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I've never had that lol. One tried and I said "no ma'am"
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You gotta try everything once
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Not that
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LMAO... I've done some nasty sh*t... But no man exit only. Haha
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A little man love never hurt anyone (that bad anyway)
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Mikey hulk I think you've found your home brother.
DSM get in here.. Stat.
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Lmao!
I'm a nasty mfkr but no one touches my arsehole lol
As I said before.... Ill lick a woman's butthole clean. Tastes like a copper penny lol
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Like a mocha chocolate moon pie.
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yes I have on the vinegar stroke but this was a bloke with fingers like bananas, so how the hell do you guys have a hard fuking cock up there?
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Eh-hem... Please answer the question DSM.
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Bite the pillow and go to your happy place in your head.
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Well there you have it Marcus
Thank you DSM.
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