Serious question...penis enhancement

[Back In Black]

I already researched certain things she can do (non painful) to help "stretch" her out a bit so it won't hurt her. Also, it hurt a little when we started intercourse, but after about a month she was more used to my size and it no longer provided any discomfort.

You sound like a real romantic catch.

[InsecureMeathead]

You sound like a real romantic catch.

I realize I am pretty narcissistic. My fiancé is also aware of this. Clearly, she loves me anyway. She knows as well as I do that I'm going through with this solely for my own benefit. I'm sorry that seems to bother you.

If it makes you feel better though, she wants breast implants (I think her breasts are perfect) and if she really wants to go through with it I'll pay for it and let her get them, despite the fact that I absolutely hate the feel of implants and won't enjoy playing with them anymore. Hope that helps.