I have no doubt. I'm going to see him in April and told him his Dairy Queen eating pie hole better not be at 30% bf when I get there!!!!!! LolOriginally Posted by warmouth
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I have no doubt. I'm going to see him in April and told him his Dairy Queen eating pie hole better not be at 30% bf when I get there!!!!!! Lol
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I just pretend its porn. If my wife ever saw me looking at porn, she'd skin me alive. So I just pretend I'm a pornstar. I just wish the requests I made didn't freak her out
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Be careful. He is libel to put his donuts to the side and throw you in the backseat of his crown vic..... I mean his luxury car
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The sad part is I do a few moves you are "only supposed to see in porn" because they are "too hardcore" and she loves them. Most women are just conditioned to not enjoy sex as much as they should but every girl loves good insanely passionate love makingI just pretend its porn. If my wife ever saw me looking at porn, she'd skin me alive. So I just pretend I'm a pornstar. I just wish the requests I made didn't freak her out
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I'm more worried about the gun training he's got set up for me. I picture him with about 12 different firearms, he turns to me and says, here's your training.......RUN!
Be careful. He is libel to put his donuts to the side and throw you in the backseat of his crown vic..... I mean his luxury car
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7 hours last night with my wife. HAW hasn't moved yet today. Wonder if I should check for a pulse. Lol
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Like tossing salads???
But I think you are correct. I think alot of women have heard women being called "sluts or whores" that they are just careful in what they are willing to do. Ive recently told my wife she needs to start relaxing and just enjoy herself. She seems stressed while its going on and seems scared to try anything new. This is abiut to change. She is starting to open up, so hopefully my "skillz" wont freak her out too bad. I'm thinking about putting some Blackstreet on the radio tonight, or "Pony" by Ginuwine, haha. But many women love sex, but some get stresses and I think it is because of the idea they might be though of as something they are not.
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HA! Man I wish I could hook up and go shooting with you guys. I have a few new guns that might blow y'alls minds. Went shooting today and ended up going through about 200bucks worth or ammo.
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That's heavy!
He's got some simulations planned. Told me, when he's done, hide a seek will never be the same at my house with the wife.
I'm looking forward to it but I'm clueless as all hell with firearms. I'll be happy just to get through the experience and not shoot myself. Lol
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You're going to love it man. I was so scared of firearms until I got my first one. That first shot was scary, but after it was over, it was nothing. Since then, I try to purchase 3-4 a year, but work has been tough and I've had to buy used lately. I'm sure Lunk is going to be great to shoot with. Just make sure he at least borrows an FN Herstal fiVeseVen. That is the absolute funnest gun I've ever shot. It is just like having an assault rifle in your hands. And the best part....... no recoil! Just like a .22 caliber. Awsome. Make sure he has one for you too shoot.
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He's been sending me lists and pictures. Looks like we are going to war. Lol
I've already got a shopping list of firearms I'd like to get but he told me to "try before I buy" so we'll be going through everything he can get his hands on.
He's just as excited as I am.....maybe more!
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Trust me. You will buy the 5x7 if you shoot it. Its expensive as it gets, but I had to have 2 when I got my first one. They are bad bad guns.
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Screen shot face and drag jpg into google image search
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A Remington Model 700 rifle, a Remington Model 870 pump-action shotgun, and a WASR-10 rifle is all you need. All with plenty of ammo, of course.
Last edited by Shsm; 03-03-2013 at 08:14 PM.
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Sweet! I knew you could do it. Lol
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Heck, if he is getting all of that, just get a mil spec SCAR. It has a little of everything. Especially if he gets the one with a grenade launcher, which I'm sure Lunk could arrange
A Remington Model 700 rifle, a Remington Model 870 pump-action shotgun, and a WASR-10 rifle is all you need. All with plenty of ammo, of course.
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This brings a whole new dimension to "home defense".
Heck, if he is getting all of that, just get a mil spec SCAR. It has a little of everything. Especially if he gets the one with a grenade launcher, which I'm sure Lunk could arrange
I'll show up at Lunk's place with a grenade launcher and say, "no, YOU run!"
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Someone help please!!!!! whats the girls name between 12.20-12.27 - link below
www. redtube. com/203177
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Dude it's a year old thread, start a new thread.
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I saw this earlier and didnt respond because im thinking its April fools
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I have this video in my collection. I believe ( though I'm not 100% sure) that the one on the left is actually named "chocolate" & the other Mocha.. Incredibly hot!
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Nice first post. Responding to a 4 year old thread. I doubt the OP cares anymore. In the porn world, we give our favourite starlets a few weeks and then we get bored and move on to the next group of starlets.
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