Storing roids outdoors - during the winter????

[fit2bOld]

Problem is the guy can't keep his mouth shut and wants to show off the gear.

[The_locomotive]

Problem is the guy can't keep his mouth shut and wants to show off the gear.

Nope, but I do have some in the fridge (insulin), and a smaller stash in my apartment that girls can find if they spend a weekend here, and clean my apartment for example (which they do).

The larger stash I can keep in a storage unit in the basement, but I can not be 100% sure that nobody breaks in there. So this is not optimal. Also I have had one - 1 - girl that has done wild things to take "revenge" for me dating her, but not wanting an exclusive relationship. She agreed that it was OK to meet other people, and met other men herself, but when I found someone younger and more attractive whom I wanted an exclusive relationship with, she lost it.
She could easily fabricate a bogus story about God knows what and go to the police. She has even done this in the past, when sending a hitman after me didn't get any results. Yes, 1 in 100 people are completely insane, and I finally bumped into one. Who's to say I don't bump into another?

If I get busted for having a small-medium stash of steroids in my apartment, it is no big deal, but if - for some odd reason - the police should find my larger stash, I will get a prison sentence, and then I will lose my job. I will not lose my job if I only get a suspended sentence or a fine.

So maybe I'm a bit "paranoid", but since the consequences are so huge if something should happen, I prefer to be 100% safe, rather than sorry.