Couple of years ago i was in Cozumel with a group to do some site seeing and diving.

I walked into a "Convenience Store" for a bottle of water. As i pulled out my cash, the dude behind the register asked me "hey amigo, do you need anything else...cocaine, marijuana, whatever?"....and winked at me. I craned my neck back and gave him the hard look up and down. I then started scanning the store to where are the Feds hiding.

He smiled and i looked down and then gave him a wince. Grabbed my water and briskly walked the f##k out of there.

Jesus Christmas! They told me i could get anything i wanted there...but i didn't expect to get propositioned in a 7-11.

No way Jose...i ain't buying none of your product.