Quote Originally Posted by diesel101
I've been investing money with a local stripper I met awhile back. She is saving and stockpiling my money and when we get enough we are going to run away together and start a new life. I am a lucky man to meet a special woman that would be caring enough to watch out for my wellbeing like that. I just hope my wife doesn't find out!
I'm doing the same thing, she's really not a stripper though, she's just doing it at the moment to pay off some bills.

She's studying to become a nurse, I'm going to pay for her schooling once we get on our feet.