Wife wants fake tits

[bethdoth]

I can't believe that I had to read all these responses to make sure no one suggested the obvious. Take your wife to strip club with about 10 one dollar bills and squeeze and look all you want. Find a pair that you think are about the size your wife would want to go, invite her over for a drink and talk to her for a bit about what she would do different etc... maybe even find bad jobs or good jobs and see what doc did it. Heck maybe even get a private dance and let the stripper see what the wife currently has going on. Ok now I am getting carried away...sorry man!

[GirlyGymRat]

I can't believe that I had to read all these responses to make sure no one suggested the obvious. Take your wife to strip club with about 10 one dollar bills and squeeze and look all you want. Find a pair that you think are about the size your wife would want to go, invite her over for a drink and talk to her for a bit about what she would do different etc... maybe even find bad jobs or good jobs and see what doc did it. Heck maybe even get a private dance and let the stripper see what the wife currently has going on. Ok now I am getting carried away...sorry man!

This plan has obvious flaws. Lol.

[i_SLAM_cougars]

I can't believe that I had to read all these responses to make sure no one suggested the obvious. Take your wife to strip club with about 10 one dollar bills and squeeze and look all you want. Find a pair that you think are about the size your wife would want to go, invite her over for a drink and talk to her for a bit about what she would do different etc... maybe even find bad jobs or good jobs and see what doc did it. Heck maybe even get a private dance and let the stripper see what the wife currently has going on. Ok now I am getting carried away...sorry man!

i highly approve of this!