#goldenshowers

[Euroholic]

I piss excellence Euro, bitches be loving the excellence!

Sing it brother hahaha
I do nit understand the freaks tho mate.
This girl that has been staying at my place told me one guy wanted to pay her 3grand to take a dump on her chest while he pulls him self. Why cant people just enjoy good old fashion rooting none of this freaky shit.

[hammerheart]

Sing it brother hahaha
I do nit understand the freaks tho mate.
This girl that has been staying at my place told me one guy wanted to pay her 3grand to take a dump on her chest while he pulls him self. Why cant people just enjoy good old fashion rooting none of this freaky shit.

I wouldn't mind a mistress giving me a good beat once in a while...

[Euroholic]

I wouldn't mind a mistress giving me a good beat once in a while...

I enjoy a good risty and a good bj but i have never in my soon to be 28 years on earth been able to bust a nut from a bj/risty i suffer from the dreaded "death grip" and i can only blow from the girl on top or sometimes in a blue moon doggie. I have a disease that needs a cure. Just once i would like to bust one from a bj.

How to cure masturbation death grip

[hammerheart]

I enjoy a good risty and a good bj but i have never in my soon to be 28 years on earth been able to bust a nut from a bj/risty i suffer from the dreaded "death grip" and i can only blow from the girl on top or sometimes in a blue moon doggie. I have a disease that needs a cure. Just once i would like to bust one from a bj.

How to cure masturbation death grip

LOL never heard of that, I believe that might somehow apply to me too, though I've literally never experienced pleasure from masturbation, heck, I didn't know it was supposed to be enjoyable until I looked it on google when I first got internet in 2008.

My dick just appear to be almost completely insensitive, but I don't get pleasure from climaxing either, though some bland gratification happens.


OK I just went TMI.

[Euroholic]

LOL never heard of that, I believe that might somehow apply to me too, though I've literally never experienced pleasure from masturbation, heck, I didn't know it was supposed to be enjoyable until I looked it on google when I first got internet in 2008.

My dick just appear to be almost completely insensitive, but I don't get pleasure from climaxing either, though some bland gratification happens.


OK I just went TMI.

Have you got foreskin? A jew once told me he cant bat off because he has no forskin so there is like no friction. I was like sucks to be you bro. No pork or no batting off that is a bad hand in life. He nearly cried laughing.

I blame my time in the army. Alot of the time there is nothing to do so what do you do when your out bush with nothing to do? You rub one out. What do you do at 2 in the morning when your alone on sentry duty and every other cvnt is sleeping? You rub one out(never get caught with out your rifle in your hands at your post tho or you will wish you were dead)

There is something satisfing about the tax payer paying you to have a pull. I should complain to vetran affairs that i cant blow from a bj due to my service hahaha they would be like cvnt dont waste our time

[Obs]

LOL never heard of that, I believe that might somehow apply to me too, though I've literally never experienced pleasure from masturbation, heck, I didn't know it was supposed to be enjoyable until I looked it on google when I first got internet in 2008.

My dick just appear to be almost completely insensitive, but I don't get pleasure from climaxing either, though some bland gratification happens.


OK I just went TMI.

You are the most honest guy here. Is there a way to fix that issue?

[hammerheart]

You are the most honest guy here. Is there a way to fix that issue?

I don't know if it's hormonal there have been rare instances where I actually felt something, but whatever was the magic that made it happen I have never been able to reproduce it so far.

I can live with this, pleasure is in the brain after all - over the years I just learned to enjoy the thing differently than most of us men do - less dick and more thought...

[RaginCajun]

I don't know if it's hormonal there have been rare instances where I actually felt something, but whatever was the magic that made it happen I have never been able to reproduce it so far.

I can live with this, pleasure is in the brain after all - over the years I just learned to enjoy the thing differently than most of us men do - less dick and more thought...

take some MDMA or LSD, it may help some

and some porn stars as well, they can help out with that feeling