Too late for hcg?

[Nogbad the bad]

Well well,got my hcg containing 5000 ui,one ampoule powder,one ampoule bac water.Let the comedy begin.
Try snapping top off both,only very top comes off,and it's bits and jagged.Been told if glass doesn't snap clean,it could be bogus,but the packaging,etched glass
etc makes me think otherwise.Try getting needle into bac water,wont reach FUCK!
Find longer needle,manage to get water into syringe,and into powder splendid! mmmm 1ml of liquid,how do i break that down into dosages of 500ui,i ask myself.
Aaah,i know,add more bac water,so i can use marks on syringe to guide me.One tenth of liquid equals 500 ui BINGO!
Add more water,then drop it,so some goes down the side of the sofa,Brilliant!
Say fuck a few times,then put a bit more water in,then think right,thats around 3 ml so one and half a gap between the lines will give me fuck knows what,
so eod i'll give myself a shot of fuck knows what,and at least it's obviously not too high a dose,that's if it's any sort of dose at all.
All done in the failsafe Laurel and Hardy style,so obviously everything will be fine.....fuck fuck fuckity fuck.

[ScotchGuard02]

Well well,got my hcg containing 5000 ui,one ampoule powder,one ampoule bac water.Let the comedy begin.
Try snapping top off both,only very top comes off,and it's bits and jagged.Been told if glass doesn't snap clean,it could be bogus,but the packaging,etched glass
etc makes me think otherwise. What you want to do is to scrape the neck of the ampule with a file, sandpaper, or anything rough. This creates a localized stress area at the neck and it'll break off very clean.

Try getting needle into bac water,wont reach FUCK! You can still scrape the neck of the ampule and break it clean. Not too late.

Find longer needle,manage to get water into syringe,and into powder splendid! mmmm 1ml of liquid,how do i break that down into dosages of 500ui,i ask myself.
Aaah,i know,add more bac water,so i can use marks on syringe to guide me.One tenth of liquid equals 500 ui BINGO!
Add more water,then drop it,so some goes down the side of the sofa,Brilliant! Man, can't win for losing. LOL

Say fuck a few times,then put a bit more water in,then think right,thats around 3 ml so one and half a gap between the lines will give me fuck knows what,
so eod i'll give myself a shot of fuck knows what,and at least it's obviously not too high a dose,that's if it's any sort of dose at all.
All done in the failsafe Laurel and Hardy style,so obviously everything will be fine.....fuck fuck fuckity fuck.

If you're trying to shoot 500iu/shot, just add 1ml of BW into the vial. So every 10 on the insulin needle will be 500iu. If you add 3ml of BW, then 30 on the insulin needle is 500iu. Either way, you should be GTG.

[Nogbad the bad]

If you're trying to shoot 500iu/shot, just add 1ml of BW into the vial. So every 10 on the insulin needle will be 500iu. If you add 3ml of BW, then 30 on the insulin needle is 500iu. Either way, you should be GTG.

Thing is bud,if i'd seen inside the box beforehand,i'm not sure
i'd have bothered.What's wrong with putting it in those rubber sealed vials,where you tip them upside down,and just push the needle in?
I've used peptides before,and that's how they were packaged--piece of cake.I certainly don't expect to use files n shit on medical stuff.
The other thing you mentioned,regarding the insulin needle,well they are only around half an inch long,and because i couldn't tip the ampoule upside down,
i had to use a standard syringe,with a long needle to get the fucker out.
Actually,considering the comedy of it all,i'm surprised i didn't tip it upside down,and say,"Well Stanley,that's another fine mess".

[ScotchGuard02]

Thing is bud,if i'd seen inside the box beforehand,i'm not sure
i'd have bothered.What's wrong with putting it in those rubber sealed vials,where you tip them upside down,and just push the needle in?
I've used peptides before,and that's how they were packaged--piece of cake.I certainly don't expect to use files n shit on medical stuff.
The other thing you mentioned,regarding the insulin needle,well they are only around half an inch long,and because i couldn't tip the ampoule upside down,
i had to use a standard syringe,with a long needle to get the fucker out.
Actually,considering the comedy of it all,i'm surprised i didn't tip it upside down,and say,"Well Stanley,that's another fine mess".

LOL, as long as you get the HCG into the body... SUCCESS!