
Originally Posted by
Obspowerstroke
I hate fall and winter. People tell me "I love winter!" Then they talk about snowmobiles and how well they withstand cold. "I can always put more clothes on! Derp derp!"
Yeah well guess what, I was on a beach and women were all over in their panties. They didn't have snot running out of their heads and they were all horny and showing their body's off. All the plants weren't dead, you could hop on a waverunner naked and not get goddam frostbite and die.
Winter is the time of fucking death. I will like winter when I am dead. Till then I will take all the titties and beer and ocean I can get and curse winter for the shit death curse it is.
"Derp derp! I just love winter!" Then go to brown town Alaska where all the hot women are ya freaking twatters!
This post is directed at no one, simply me hating winter.
Also, I am not british. I simply used the term "twatters" because it fit. I had never said twatters before, but winter talk does that to people, it turns them into angry brits.