I can see this thread is really winning hearts and minds
Beetlegeuse is ready to shoot someone with an oblong bore antique homemade matchlock to prove a point, Tarzan has threatened to blow the place up with a truck bomb--but not before Hornbuckle runs through a crowd of people while driving the thing-- and Obs... well, I don't know for sure but it either involves a chainsaw, fentanyl, or possibly death by squirrels, and DLP is packing to make sure that he can take out the squirrels before they get to him.
To my European cousins: come visit and I will happily take you shooting. It's fun. The people are really nice. We're totally not crazy. You'll have a great time at the range and have a story to tell your friends.
