Official January 2019 Competition

**Family_guy** · 01-08-2019, 06:18 PM

Originally Posted by Obs

2 to fight over it and its a deal

Why settle for just 2 hookers?? I will get you 3!! Vote for me and I can make it happen!

**Capebuffalo** · 01-08-2019, 06:30 PM

Originally Posted by Obs

2 to fight over it and its a deal

Do they both have to be alive?

**Old Duffer** · 01-08-2019, 06:34 PM

Originally Posted by Capebuffalo

Do they both have to be alive?

Well, that went down hill fast lol!

**Family_guy** · 01-08-2019, 06:34 PM

My back finally feels a little better tonight. I might try to get back to the gym tomorrow!

I’m actually up 4lbs since Jan 1 I think the fact that my diet hasn’t changed yet I haven’t really been to the gym in almost a week has something to do with that weight gain

**Family_guy** · 01-08-2019, 06:35 PM

Originally Posted by capebuffalo

do they both have to be alive?

lmfao!!!

**GearHeaded** · 01-08-2019, 06:45 PM

Originally Posted by charger69

Ok- I’m going to buy presents for each one....
Obs- a hooker to give him a BJ whenever he wants. It’s not sex so it isn’t cheating- just ask Bill Clinton. LOL
GearHeaded- a years supply of test so he can continue with more than 1G of test in his cycles
Couch- a medical prescription for marijuana
Almostgone- doggie treats for his prince or princess- I can’t remember if it’s a male or female.

I got the judges.... I mean competition in the bag. [emoji23][emoji23]

I'm going to combine these 4 into one ideal gift for me ..

I'd like a lady who knows how to pay the bills (hooker perhaps ?) who is on test (ie, jacked), who knows how to get the good shit legally (has connections), and bends over doggie style anytime I want that treat.

**charger69** · 01-08-2019, 06:55 PM

Originally Posted by GearHeaded

I'm going to combine these 4 into one ideal gift for me ..

I'd like a lady who knows how to pay the bills (hooker perhaps ?) who is on test (ie, jacked), who knows how to get the good shit legally (has connections), and bends over doggie style anytime I want that treat.

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**Capebuffalo** · 01-08-2019, 07:01 PM

Originally Posted by Old Duffer

Well, that went down hill fast lol!

Well I’ve got to do something with her. She’s starting to stink up the crawl space. Jeez.

**GearHeaded** · 01-08-2019, 07:01 PM

Originally Posted by charger69

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stuck on my couch sick as a dog and dehydrated and delirious . its about as good as idea I can do right now

**Capebuffalo** · 01-08-2019, 07:08 PM

Originally Posted by GearHeaded

stuck on my couch sick as a dog and dehydrated and delirious . its about as good as idea I can do right now

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**charger69** · 01-08-2019, 07:10 PM

Originally Posted by Capebuffalo

How you have improved Cape!!

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**Obs** · 01-08-2019, 07:23 PM

Originally Posted by Capebuffalo

Do they both have to be alive?

Sadly yes.
I would prefer mute.

I just want them to shoot each other dirty looks and look at me lovingly.

**Obs** · 01-08-2019, 07:25 PM

Originally Posted by Family_guy

Why settle for just 2 hookers?? I will get you 3!! Vote for me and I can make it happen!

I need a security deposit.

**Capebuffalo** · 01-08-2019, 07:34 PM

Charger you still hanging out in Ed Bucks apartment?

**Stalker3060** · 01-08-2019, 07:35 PM

What's the deal with all these back issues?
And how do I avoid it?
Belts deadlifts shovels stretching?

**charger69** · 01-08-2019, 07:50 PM

Originally Posted by Capebuffalo

Charger you still hanging out in Ed Bucks apartment?

I don’t hang out with dems. LOL

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**Old Duffer** · 01-08-2019, 07:57 PM

Originally Posted by Stalker3060

What's the deal with all these back issues?
And how do I avoid it?
Belts deadlifts shovels stretching?

When I finally had my back injury diagnosed, I asked this exact question. Doc said, "whatever you're doing, stop it"

Yeah.... Right

**Obs** · 01-08-2019, 07:57 PM

Originally Posted by charger69

I don’t hang out with dems. LOL

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He hangs out with D's....

Deez nuts!

**Obs** · 01-08-2019, 07:58 PM

^^^ I want greedy behavior out of the mute hookers

**Capebuffalo** · 01-08-2019, 08:01 PM

Originally Posted by charger69

I don’t hang out with dems. LOL

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He’s having a sale on dead hookers. Thought you’d be there.

**Family_guy** · 01-08-2019, 08:03 PM

Originally Posted by Stalker3060

What's the deal with all these back issues?
And how do I avoid it?
Belts deadlifts shovels stretching?

Mine didn’t happen from lifting at all. I don’t even know how it happened. My wife would tell you I’m just getting old...psshh ya right! Lol

**Old Duffer** · 01-08-2019, 08:48 PM

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Here's your hookers

**Old Duffer** · 01-08-2019, 08:51 PM

Wifee suggested I start a propaganda campaign. She IS evil ya know!

Breakfast:

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Looks good huh?

**Obs** · 01-08-2019, 09:05 PM

Originally Posted by Old Duffer

Here's your hookers

How in the hell am I gonna adapt those to my turbo up pipe?
Way too small for a diesel.

**Capebuffalo** · 01-08-2019, 09:06 PM

Originally Posted by Old Duffer

Wifee suggested I start a propaganda campaign. She IS evil ya know!

Breakfast:

Dinner:

Looks good huh?

Man I’m laying in bed eating a Pb and J sandwich drinking sweet tea.

**Old Duffer** · 01-08-2019, 10:02 PM

Originally Posted by Capebuffalo

Man I’m laying in bed eating a Pb and J sandwich drinking sweet tea.

Bastard! Lol

**German89** · 01-08-2019, 10:40 PM

Originally Posted by Capebuffalo

Man I’m laying in bed eating a Pb and J sandwich drinking sweet tea.

You're a dick! I want a pb and j. Those are my weakness!!!

**German89** · 01-08-2019, 10:43 PM

Originally Posted by Obs

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Oh my god!!!!

Did you see the video of that guy..

After crying about being called sir. That hes a ma'am then, says, "I'll show you sir outside". Dude. Make your fucking mind up. Ma'am? Sir? ITTTT!!?!?!? FUCK!

**Old Duffer** · 01-08-2019, 10:45 PM

Originally Posted by Capebuffalo

Man I’m laying in bed eating a Pb and J sandwich drinking sweet tea.

Wifee says didn't happen without pics

**German89** · 01-08-2019, 10:58 PM

Originally Posted by Old Duffer

Wifee says didn't happen without pics

Good point!

Pics. Or it didnt happen cape!

**Gallowmere** · 01-09-2019, 01:47 AM

Originally Posted by Stalker3060

What's the deal with all these back issues?
And how do I avoid it?
Belts deadlifts shovels stretching?

According to everyone, what I’m about to do in a couple of hours causes it: High rep conventional deads from the floor.

Nevermind the fact that I’ve seen them unfuck chronically injured backs on more than one occasion. Amazing how making something stronger (to a point) makes it stop fucking hurting.

**Capebuffalo** · 01-09-2019, 06:43 AM

So tired. Walking in for shoulders. Yeah.

**German89** · 01-09-2019, 06:53 AM

Originally Posted by Capebuffalo

So tired. Walking in for shoulders. Yeah.

I woke up early for once. I guess I got a good rest last night.

Back/tris/cardio in like a hr.

I have a domestics relations conference call today. I am very anxious. I have to hear my exs voice for the first time since November. I know my payments will be lowered. Which, at this point, doesnt matter because, I havent recieved a payment since October. My other issue will be. Why am included in this? Obviously, I am not going to agree with the payment. And, my opinion will not matter because, he needs 900/month to live... yet, hes been paying rent and getting drugs and cant make a single support payment?

This should be interesting.

**Capebuffalo** · 01-09-2019, 07:18 AM

Originally Posted by German89

I woke up early for once. I guess I got a good rest last night.

Back/tris/cardio in like a hr.

I have a domestics relations conference call today. I am very anxious. I have to hear my exs voice for the first time since November. I know my payments will be lowered. Which, at this point, doesnt matter because, I havent recieved a payment since October. My other issue will be. Why am included in this? Obviously, I am not going to agree with the payment. And, my opinion will not matter because, he needs 900/month to live... yet, hes been paying rent and getting drugs and cant make a single support payment?

This should be interesting.

Deep breath. You’re safe. He can’t hurt you. State your case. Stand your ground. Don’t agree to anything you don’t want to. Fight like a momma bear if you have to. You have a voice make sure you are heard. You got this. You are strong and independent.

**Gallowmere** · 01-09-2019, 07:22 AM

Deadlifts done. Now to cook food for the day and get ready to help the lady friend move her mom from her nursing home to banks and lawyers offices.

**charger69** · 01-09-2019, 08:03 AM

Originally Posted by Gallowmere

Deadlifts done. Now to cook food for the day and get ready to help the lady friend move her mom from her nursing home to banks and lawyers offices.

She’s going to be staying in banks and lawyers offices?? Isn’t that cruelty?

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**charger69** · 01-09-2019, 08:07 AM

Hey Prox- did you hear the newly elected governor wants to give Medi-Cal to illegals??

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**Gallowmere** · 01-09-2019, 08:20 AM

Originally Posted by charger69

She’s going to be staying in banks and lawyers offices?? Isn’t that cruelty?

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Haha, something like that. I’m just transport help (she can’t support her own weight if her life depended upon it) so she can get all of the stuff done that came with the husband dying just before Christmas.

**Eduke93** · 01-09-2019, 08:21 AM

Looking good guys, good luck!!

**bethdoth** · 01-09-2019, 09:11 AM

My first week went very well. Every muscle in my body was worked out hard and is a good sore, zero caffeine, zero junk food, and only 3 weak drinks on Saturday evening.

Here is what I face every time I walk into the break-room at work to refill my water cup.

I will not attempt to bribe the judges like some of you, that would be unethical.

Stay strong German.

Eduke good to see you.

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