Gear seized by customs

[Windex]

does anyone know if my address is flagged and now all my packages will be seized from now on?
Also, do you know of anyone actually getting into legal trouble over a seized package?

Swat team en route to your house. Only option is to get smuggled into Jamaica.

[Test Monsterone]

Swat team en route to your house. Only option is to get smuggled into Jamaica.

A good reason to visit Jamaica.

[C27H40O3]

A good reason to visit Jamaica.

They are paranoid in Jamaica. I was there with my lady, and i got stuck shitting after too much breakfast at the airport, so she went through the gate first. i was about four minutes behind her, so it looked like I was travelling alone I guess.

As I enter the accordian covered hallway ramp between the gate agent and the door of the plane, i am in there out of sight from anyone in the airport. Some big strong looking female in plain clothes pops up alone out of nowhere and physically grabs me says "Jamaica Constabulary Force, i need to search you" and she does a thorough pat down all over, grabbing my dick and balls hard. She wouldnt have missed anything if i had anything hidden there. She looked through my carry-on bag also. Ran her hand all through my hair. After finding nothing, she just said "thank you" and went back to hide in her little blind corner.

Strange getting grabbed and searched by a female cop. They are probably looking for single male travelers trying to bring weed back from Jamaica to the US.