Who are the most mental girls or boys you've ever had?

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I have batshit stories about my ex wife.

Told her I was leaving the first time and she shot at me with a 70lb draw compound bow. Arrow went about 2" off my ear.
Then she ripped the bg shield off my truck so I pulled the 12 guage from under the seat and tried to shoot out her back window. Fucker jammed.

She was relentlessly kicking and hitting me so I slammed her on the trunk of the car and told her I was staying and to get out her damn self.

So she took my truck and the keys to her car.

I had to ride a green broke horse 24 miles to work, bareback.

But we enjoyed many fucked up years to come with frequent psychotic brawls because she was a psychotic self centered bitch and I was psychotic enough to not divorce her until many years had passed. I pretty much hid at work.

A year or so later I was deer hunting with my brother and she came tearing into the woods in her car and ran over to my brother.
She pulled a buck knife out of the sheath my brother had on his belt.

Brother grabbed the fucking blade and took it from her.
Cut the shit out of his hand but that was back when brother was made of stone rather than bone. Christ and satan couldn't have removed his grip.
He was pretty pissed.

He told her to leave or (things I won't say) else.
She actually left. I was impressed. Bitch never listened to me lol.

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I have batshit stories about my ex wife.

Told her I was leaving the first time and she shot at me with a 70lb draw compound bow. Arrow went about 2" off my ear.
Then she ripped the bg shield off my truck so I pulled the 12 guage from under the seat and tried to shoot out her back window. Fucker jammed.

She was relentlessly kicking and hitting me so I slammed her on the trunk of the car and told her I was staying and to get out her damn self.

So she took my truck and the keys to her car.

I had to ride a green broke horse 24 miles to work, bareback.

But we enjoyed many fucked up years to come with frequent psychotic brawls because she was a psychotic self centered bitch and I was psychotic enough to not divorce her until many years had passed. I pretty much hid at work.

A year or so later I was deer hunting with my brother and she came tearing into the woods in her car and ran over to my brother.
She pulled a buck knife out of the sheath my brother had on his belt.

Brother grabbed the fucking blade and took it from her.
Cut the shit out of his hand but that was back when brother was made of stone rather than bone. Christ and satan couldn't have removed his grip.
He was pretty pissed.

He told her to leave or (things I won't say) else.
She actually left. I was impressed. Bitch never listened to me lol.

Now THAT's a story! Bless you young sir!
For some unbeknown reason, I miss all the girls above. I know I would be dead by now if I stayed, or carry a White jacket in a white room, but damn.
"Succubus" is a good tag for these girls.

[Obs]

Now THAT's a story! Bless you young sir!
For some unbeknown reason, I miss all the girls above. I know I would be dead by now if I stayed, or carry a White jacket in a white room, but damn.
"Succubus" is a good tag for these girls.

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Wise man.
You will have one in your contacts someday if you stay too long because you are court ordered to keep an open line of communication.

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Wise man.
You will have one in your contacts someday if you stay too long because you are court ordered to keep an open line of communication.

Awesome, best thing I've seen all year!
Is the orange stuff penis sizes? We have a saying in Sweden that everyone in Gothenburg is named "Glen", seems "Steve" is catching up.

I think I just lost my new crazy one, she got uninterested as soon as she got a compliment...damnit!

[Obs]

Awesome, best thing I've seen all year!
Is the orange stuff penis sizes? We have a saying in Sweden that everyone in Gothenburg is named "Glen", seems "Steve" is catching up.

I think I just lost my new crazy one, she got uninterested as soon as she got a compliment...damnit!

Lmao

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I think I just lost my new crazy one, she got uninterested as soon as she got a compliment...damnit!

I kind of want to keep my psycho for now. So what you’re saying is to not compliment her? I’ve always been told that I’m too nice, damn.

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I kind of want to keep my psycho for now. So what you’re saying is to not compliment her? I’ve always been told that I’m too nice, damn.

It's a thin line, but no, don't compliment crazies...I'm the nice guy as well, but with looks and an attitude that show something entirely different.
I look and act like the guy who you cheat on your husband with, but I'm actually the "marry him" type..sux when you want something real haha

I've learned to not be nice with crazies because:
1: They will eat you alive if you're not careful.
2: They will manipulate you until you are one of them, or emptied out.
3: They will NEED you like meth for a meth-head, solve all their issues and listen to the bs.
4: But, they will most likely not f*ck you.. maybe if they know that they own you by now and can get something in return.
5: Much higher risk that complications will arise when you've had enough (like my pregnant issues)

That is the main points of my experience, but you may have found one of those keeper crazies brother! Like a h*rny unicorn

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It's a thin line, but no, don't compliment crazies...I'm the nice guy as well, but with looks and an attitude that show something entirely different.
I look and act like the guy who you cheat on your husband with, but I'm actually the "marry him" type..sux when you want something real haha

I've learned to not be nice with crazies because:
1: They will eat you alive if you're not careful.
2: They will manipulate you until you are one of them, or emptied out.
3: They will NEED you like meth for a meth-head, solve all their issues and listen to the bs.
4: But, they will most likely not f*ck you.. maybe if they know that they own you by now and can get something in return.
5: Much higher risk that complications will arise when you've had enough (like my pregnant issues)

That is the main points of my experience, but you may have found one of those keeper crazies brother! Like a h*rny unicorn

TY young brother.

I’m an old dog that knows chivalry & politeness because of my decrepit age.

I will try to be less “nice”, but she just might be a keeper crazy.