Unusual things we want to own

[i_SLAM_cougars]

Most of mine is either gym equipment, perverted shit, or cars/toys

I would like to have a leg press, and a hack squat (the sled kind not the hinge kind)

Something like an Iron Maiden without the spikes but with 3 different glory holes in it, and a rack.

Not even going to get into the toys. Too much to list.

[Fluidic Kimbo]

Most of mine is either gym equipment, perverted shit, or cars/toys

I would like to have a leg press, and a hack squat (the sled kind not the hinge kind)

Something like an Iron Maiden without the spikes but with 3 different glory holes in it, and a rack.

Not even going to get into the toys. Too much to list.

When I said "unusual things", I really meant weird shit.

Athletic equipment isn't weird enough.

I'd like to send one of those DNA cheek swab instruments in the mail to the 10 hottest women in the world, then take them to the lab, combine their DNA and see about finding a surrogate mother.

Only shit part about it is that I have to wait 18 years before banging her.

. . . . . .unless I can develop something similar to a Borg Maturation Chamber.