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    Quote Originally Posted by Test Monsterone View Post

    On the one hand I want to kill her, on the other I want to help her. Strange combo.

    Rough sex her...
    Thats the cure.
    Then tell her to get the other guy to fix it and never talk to her again.

    Does she have a sister?
    Last edited by Obs; 12-16-2019 at 09:36 PM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Obs View Post
    Rough sex her...
    Thats the cure.
    Then tell her to get the other guy to fox it and never talk to her again.

    Does she have a sister?
    You have a sick mind Obs... and you must have read my mind also. Unfortunately my pride got in the way. It’s like when you’re so angry you’re disgusted. Now I could use a rough BJ though.

    Her sister is in a different state, married with 2 kids. But I see where you’re going...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Test Monsterone View Post
    You have a sick mind Obs... and you must have read my mind also. Unfortunately my pride got in the way. It’s like when you’re so angry you’re disgusted. Now I could use a rough BJ though.

    Her sister is in a different state, married with 2 kids. But I see where you’re going...
    All I am saying is you may want to stay in contact so you can tell her what her sister did.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Obs View Post
    All I am saying is you may want to stay in contact so you can tell her what her sister did.
    The funny thing is I probably could do it with her best friend... you know, the one that’s been with her bf for 10 years but tells you “we’re basically not even really together...” when it’s just you two. If I wasn’t such a nice asshole.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Test Monsterone View Post
    The funny thing is I probably could do it with her best friend... you know, the one that’s been with her bf for 10 years but tells you “we’re basically not even really together...” when it’s just you two. If I wasn’t such a nice asshole.
    I am getting older and less moral I suppose.

    If I could go back in time I would have screwed this girl and called my ex wife while I was doing it and said "We are divorcing."

    Instead I told her I was married and couldn't.
    So I got years wasted afterward to be knifed in the back at the worst time.

    Even then with that girls giant perky tits in my back, I knew my ex was just gonna cheat and leave anyway.

    ...But I had to be the nice guy for the sake of my own conscience....

    In my current frame of mind, I would have done so much differently.
    That girl was paint by number exactly what I wanted.
    An hour with her woulda been better than two more years of hell with the other succubus waiting on her to cut and run.

    I never betrayed though.
    So I do have a clean conscience when I tell her what a sorry excuse for a mother and person she is.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Obs View Post
    I am getting older and less moral I suppose.

    If I could go back in time I would have screwed this girl and called my ex wife while I was doing it and said "We are divorcing."

    Instead I told her I was married and couldn't.
    So I got years wasted afterward to be knifed in the back at the worst time.

    Even then with that girls giant perky tits in my back, I knew my ex was just gonna cheat and leave anyway.

    ...But I had to be the nice guy for the sake of my own conscience....

    In my current frame of mind, I would have done so much differently.
    That girl was paint by number exactly what I wanted.
    An hour with her woulda been better than two more years of hell with the other succubus waiting on her to cut and run.

    I never betrayed though.
    So I do have a clean conscience when I tell her what a sorry excuse for a mother and person she is.
    You may feel like a sucker for not taking that chance, but something inside you said no because you’re a good, just, honest human being. That’ll take you further in life than a couple extra notches in your belt.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Test Monsterone View Post
    You may feel like a sucker for not taking that chance, but something inside you said no because you’re a good, just, honest human being. That’ll take you further in life than a couple extra notches in your belt.
    Yeah I know but damn.
    She would have been like a new belt. A fucking really nice belt!

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    ^^^This wants to do nasty things to you and you say,
    "I can't I gotta go home and argue with a gorrilla on my couch that hates my guts."

    Then she says, "I don't care about your gorilla or how much it hates you, I just wanna F---..."

    "No... You dont understand. I am locked in a contract with this mfer.."

    Yeah... I was stooopid for hanging on.

    Im not even on dhb and I wanna slap yer ex.
    Last edited by Obs; 12-16-2019 at 10:29 PM.

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