Y'all think you got it bad...

Man, try spending your Christmas holiday abroad (my own choice I know) with a bunch of people with whom you do not share a common language.

So, here I sit in S.E. Poland, for the, I guess it is the 11th-12th year. The food is nothing special, as we in America in general partake of different culinary delights. Here it was pierogi ruski and pierogi with cabbage and mushrooms, along with some fried fish. I could continue with the unsavory description but I don't want to bore you gents...

Fortunately before we headed over to the in-laws place, we had our own dinner. Appetizers of oysters on the half-shell and shrimp, followed by roasted turkey breast and thighs. All of that topped-off with the ol'lady's homemade cake.

This holiday was rather unique, seeing that over the first weekend in November the wife discovered my long-running affaire with the chubby blond whore (you know the variety; any hole in the body, piss in her mouth and all over her face, the type which is really difficult to give up)... But fortunately for me, as I always figured, my current wife is SUPER COOL. She threatened and blustered, cried a little bit, told me to stop, and that was the end of our problem/s with my latest infidelity. She hit me with the financial reality of a divorce. No children involved between us, but since I retired from the US military, left France and moved to Poland, we have acquired a proud collection of assets (judging by our standards, of course, as I am not in competition with the Jones'), and walking away with half would be considered a loss...


I want to write a thread, I'll deem it a catharsis, concerning my past trials and tribulations of letting the "little general" take command. Ahhhhhh, the stories run the gamut from the mundane to the magnificent!!! I will see what I can put together here...

That being said, I firmly believe that at my age (Christ, in 2020 I'll be 55 yo) I have to seriously consider hanging up and retiring my old faithful shooting iron... But this is easier said than done, judging from my past pitiful performance in rectifying my wayward tendencies... Add to my sex addiction (because I am pretty sure that's me) a cocktail of AAS, and even at my age it creates a combustible mix. Any advice on how to develop monk-like discipline in this regard, will be greatly appreciated.

In any event, I wish all of y'all here on the forum a Merry Christmas!!!

In many ways, it has been an entertaining pleasure to be a "sideline member" of the forum family.

OK, it is 0522 here and I need to prepare an injection to start the day off with a BANG.

Merry Christmas to all of the usual suspects on here (you guys know who you are)!!!