Laying it to rest.

[Capebuffalo]

Yes.
I can tell you want to fuck things and break shit like me.

Yup. Giving a man 2 week notice to vacate a place he’s been running his business for 5 years really pisses me off. Luckily I’ve been to busy getting shit done by the 31st I haven’t had a lot of time to think. But I’m drinking and thinking and I want to throw a match on the gas.

[Obs]

Yup. Giving a man 2 week notice to vacate a place he’s been running his business for 5 years really pisses me off. Luckily I’ve been to busy getting shit done by the 31st I haven’t had a lot of time to think. But I’m drinking and thinking and I want to throw a match on the gas.

That sucks but at least its kinda exciting.

I just want the kids to go to bed so I can hit on Alexa and get shot down.

[Obs]

You need to ask Alexa about her 'slutty' setting.

Searched up slut and alexa and got distracted by porn

[Obs]

That will happen if you use that there web browser. I was thinking you should walk through the house saying something like 'Alexa, go full slut mode on me, baby!' or something similar. What could possibly go wrong??

She will take me back where I just was.

[charger69]

That will happen if you use that there web browser. I was thinking you should walk through the house saying something like 'Alexa, go full slut mode on me, baby!' or something similar. What could possibly go wrong??

That was the first thing he tried!


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[Couchlockd]

That was the first thing he tried!


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I try to pit my Alexa echo and Google home against each other

[charger69]

I try to pit my Alexa echo and Google home against each other

Hey Couch- good to hear from you! I hope everything is going fine.


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