Quote Originally Posted by Proximal View Post
Diverticulosis though, although not uncommon.

Only thing I saw that could be negative (with exception to the k-stones). No blood in feces?

Aren’t you a young guy in his 50’s? Guess what that means & seriously, don’t procrastinate on that one.

Done it twice now, never fun, but nice to be sure.
Yeah. I’m due for my second. Last one was five or six years ago. Funny story. When they are prepping me for the procedure, a fine young nurse, pretty as hell, is taking my info when I am on the cart under the blanket before going in. She asks me my pedigree, and gets to my weight. I’m self conscious about my fat lard-ass fuckin weight, so I tell her I’m 195 instead of 220. I don’t want to seem like a fat pig. She can’t see under the blanket.

They wheel me in, and put me out. At one point I woke up on my side on the table with the scope still up my ass. I didn’t feel it but I was definitely conscious. I said “shit, we’re not done yet?” Somebody said “he’s awake”. They did whatever and knocked me out again and finished up.

In the recovery room I told an old battle ax nurse that I woke up during the procedure. She said “you must have underestimated your weight”. I thought “Oh shit, that fine young nurse. I’m a dick”


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