Tyson vs. Jones

[Fluidic Kimbo]

I'd beat the shit out of Tyson if we had that machine from 'Honey I shrunk the kids' to bring him down to my height.

[The Deadlifting Dog]

I'd beat the shit out of Tyson if we had that machine from 'Honey I shrunk the kids' to bring him down to my height.

Ummm... ahhh... nope...

Dude's got mad skills and speed and experience and lack of fear

[Fluidic Kimbo]

Ummm... ahhh... nope...

Dude's got mad skills and speed and experience and lack of fear

I'll take a video of myself shadow-boxing and hitting the bag soon...... I actually might fight in Thai Boxing again. I'll probably be world famous even though I like being nobody.

[Cuz]

I'll take a video of myself shadow-boxing and hitting the bag soon...... I actually might fight in Thai Boxing again. I'll probably be world famous even though I like being nobody.

Maybe you can show Dana your mad skills and get a shot in the UFC

[Fluidic Kimbo]

Maybe you can show Dana your mad skills and get a shot in the UFC

Have to watch out for exploitation though, I don't want Dana putting me forward for shit that isn't really congruent with my dignified life goals.

Also I'm not really keen on how some UFC fighters behave like a 14yr boy whose parents divorced three weeks ago. I'd just show up for the weigh in and then slip out before my opponent can make a retard out of himself.

Actually being totally realistic, I reckon I could fight at an international level if I chose to drop 15 - 20 kg. My last fight in 2008 was around about 52 - 56 kg, and today I weight 70kg. I don't think I'd be nearly as succesful fighting at this weight. I'm more interested in getting up to 80kg in the next two years or so.

Had considered becoming a trainer though. If anything it would give me access to vulnerable children who would be too afraid to report me for inappropriate touching.

[Cuz]

Have to watch out for exploitation though, I don't want Dana putting me forward for shit that isn't really congruent with my dignified life goals.

Also I'm not really keen on how some UFC fighters behave like a 14yr boy whose parents divorced three weeks ago. I'd just show up for the weigh in and then slip out before my opponent can make a retard out of himself.

Actually being totally realistic, I reckon I could fight at an international level if I chose to drop 15 - 20 kg. My last fight in 2008 was around about 52 - 56 kg, and today I weight 70kg. I don't think I'd be nearly as succesful fighting at this weight. I'm more interested in getting up to 80kg in the next two years or so.

Had considered becoming a trainer though. If anything it would give me access to vulnerable children who would be too afraid to report me for inappropriate touching.

Well i mean to be a legit fighter, you have to bulk up a little bit. 50kg? Little small wouldn’t you say? Lol , post some videos of your fights im sure everyone would love to see how badass you really are and you could probably teach us some things too

[Fluidic Kimbo]

Well i mean to be a legit fighter, you have to bulk up a little bit. 50kg? Little small wouldn’t you say? Lol , post some videos of your fights im sure everyone would love to see how badass you really are and you could probably teach us some things too

In fighting sports that are segregated by weight, it's best to be anorexic. Skinnier the better.

[wango]

I'd beat the shit out of Tyson if we had that machine from 'Honey I shrunk the kids' to bring him down to my height.

Kimbo, your posts generally lighten my mood, thank you.

[Fluidic Kimbo]

Kimbo, your posts generally lighten my mood, thank you.

You would have liked Prox, he shared similar sentiment. (I realize you can send questions to him and forward his answers to us here but that's still not the same as knowing him).