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    The next time I get the urge to get married again I'm just going to find myself an ugly woman I can't stand and buy her a house. Saves money on attorney's fees, wear and tear on my nerves, and there won't be any sense of a "lost love."

    I've also thought about looking for a rich widow with congestive heart failure, pulmonary fibrosis and a DNR. I'm thinking I could make that work for me, ... if I could figure a way to get access to so many women's medical records.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Beetlegeuse View Post
    The next time I get the urge to get married again I'm just going to find myself an ugly woman I can't stand and buy her a house. Saves money on attorney's fees, wear and tear on my nerves, and there won't be any sense of a "lost love."

    I've also thought about looking for a rich widow with congestive heart failure, pulmonary fibrosis and a DNR. I'm thinking I could make that work for me, ... if I could figure a way to get access to so many women's medical records.
    Thats what I said, I was going to either not get married or find an ugly one. I just couldn't bring myself to do it. lol

    Well if you remember the first 2 wives didn't realty get anything, they are both deceased. 3rd one Im not sure about yet. This one I have no doubt she is a keeper. She has already made up for what the other ones put my through in just a couple years.

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