Dude...I soooo want to pack your fudge! Basically, if we met...I'd make you my bitch! And you'd LOVE me for it, faggot! Then I'd hand you over to Tyson so he could finish you off and eat your fucking children! FAGGOT BITCH...SUCK MY COCK DRY!
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You are calling him a "Faggot" while saying what you want to do to him. Thats rich.
You also had to dig up a post from over 1 year ago. Sounds like someone is just looking for an excuse to vent. Maybe you should go visit your buddy Tyson and blow of some steam. lol
Is this another Davi post?
Yeah, I remember Mike. It’s the fact that you are posting shit about him & tarnishing his memory by association that irritates me.
Now going by the dumb-fuck DM’s you just wrote me, I’m trying to think which previously banned numb-skull you are. I got a few in mind; thanks for the laugh.
I love it...!!!
Where do I sign up for some of this?
After all; I was in the Navy... You do know what they say about us navy guys.
Ever heard the joke about satisfying sexual desires while on a long deployment?
One young boot squid sets sail on his shellback voyage. Couple days into the float he asks this salty sailor, "What do you guys do onboard here; you know, to satisfy your sexual desires?" And the old sea dog tells him, "Every night, after 2200 you can find a barrel out on the fantail. There's a hole in that barrel, and all you gotta do is stick your dick in there to get yourself off." Later that night the young wog journeys to the fantail, and low and behold; the barrel is there. He eagerly drops his dungarees pokes his pecker into the hole, and blows a load.
Next morning at chow the old sea master sees this boot at breakfast and asks him if he visited the barrel. The sailor says he did, and proceeds to pronounce his great satisfaction with the experience. The experience sailor tells him, "So you had fun; great. Next Friday night it's your turn in the barrel."
There's quite possibly a measure of truth to that tale. I was quite fortunate to have a job which kept me off of most naval vessels; basically employing their service like one would an Uber...
* It took you that long to respond to what I wrote? *
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=InBXu-iY7cw
Here you go; this will give you an idea of what ship-board life is like...
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