God

[XnavyHMCS]

I'm at a cross roads . I do believe in God . My cross road is that I've been talking to a Muslim and some of the stuff they believe makes sense. I'm not saying I'm gonna go muslim , but it does make sense such as the Jesus wasn't on the cross that it was the man who helped Jesus carry the cross

Sent from my SM-A526U1 using Tapatalk

"I've been talking to a Muslim, and some of the stuff they believe in makes sense." = "You know, it's kinda like a standard, run-of-the-mill belt, with some batteries, wires and a trigger mechanism, just a bit more bulky. Think of it as an old fashioned money belt, stuffed full of tickets to paradise and your 72 virgins..."

Hey bro... I am of the belief that you need to step back, reassess and perhaps have your head examined...

"72 virgins" I always loved that shit... Personally, I would rather have a woman who had 72 sex partners, than some dumbass, wet behind the ears rookie; no time for teaching the basics here...

"72 virgins" = Let's get these boys laid...!!!

[1beardedalpha]

"I've been talking to a Muslim, and some of the stuff they believe in makes sense." = "You know, it's kinda like a standard, run-of-the-mill belt, with some batteries, wires and a trigger mechanism, just a bit more bulky. Think of it as an old fashioned money belt, stuffed full of tickets to paradise and your 72 virgins..."

Hey bro... I am of the belief that you need to step back, reassess and perhaps have your head examined...

"72 virgins" I always loved that shit... Personally, I would rather have a woman who had 72 sex partners, than some dumbass, wet behind the ears rookie; no time for teaching the basics here...

"72 virgins" = Let's get these boys laid...!!!

I meant the stuff where Jesus wasn't actually crucified in the quran because God wouldn't allow one of the messiah to die a horrible death. They believe he switched places with either his brother or Cyrene the man that helped carry his cross

Sent from my SM-A526U1 using Tapatalk

[Cylon357]

"I've been talking to a Muslim, and some of the stuff they believe in makes sense." = "You know, it's kinda like a standard, run-of-the-mill belt, with some batteries, wires and a trigger mechanism, just a bit more bulky. Think of it as an old fashioned money belt, stuffed full of tickets to paradise and your 72 virgins..."

Hey bro... I am of the belief that you need to step back, reassess and perhaps have your head examined...

"72 virgins" I always loved that shit... Personally, I would rather have a woman who had 72 sex partners, than some dumbass, wet behind the ears rookie; no time for teaching the basics here...

"72 virgins" = Let's get these boys laid...!!!

You don't know how many times I have said "72 virgins?? Man, that's some bull sh!t right there! If I was gonna blow myself up for some self serving false prophet, I want 72 pornstars!"

Female pornstars. No homo. Not that there's anything wrong with that if it's your thing. I'm not judging, just saying, if I am blowing myself up, I'm going to expect Shyla Stylez, Christy Canyon, etc not someone who doesn't know their way around a weiner.

And in their prime, none of this "well, she was 85 years old when she passed away" BS

Not that I think about it much.

[XnavyHMCS]

You don't know how many times I have said "72 virgins?? Man, that's some bull sh!t right there! If I was gonna blow myself up for some self serving false prophet, I want 72 pornstars!"

Female pornstars. No homo. Not that there's anything wrong with that if it's your thing. I'm not judging, just saying, if I am blowing myself up, I'm going to expect Shyla Stylez, Christy Canyon, etc not someone who doesn't know their way around a weiner.

And in their prime, none of this "well, she was 85 years old when she passed away" BS

Not that I think about it much.

357 strikes again...!!!

I'm with you on the 72 pornstars (in their prime).

I have never been one who was into deflowering virgins... I much prefer someone who knows the game. Would you hire a guy to fix the roof of your house; a guy who has never been up a ladder...?