If you are easily grossed out, maybe don't read this post.
Alright, for the rest of you, and you know who you are, let's go!
Please permit me to introduce you to a term you might not know, but will likely recognize when I define it:
travel constipation: noun - the backup of poop that comes from being unable to drop a deuce when traveling to unfamiliar locations. It typically resolves within 12 to 24 hours after returning to a familiar location.
So yeah, that's totally a thing.
I returned late, and I mean late Sunday. I think my head hit the pillow at 2am Sunday night / Monday morning. Woke up at 10am. Been pooping ever since! Well, not quite, but I did weigh like 189 when I woke up Monday, and about 185 when I woke up Tuesday. So yeah.
Now back to the regularly scheduled nonsense.
