OP, you would much rather take a "long time" to ring your bell than be a two pump chump.
Or at least your lady would prefer it that way.
Posts like this always seem like not so subtle "low key" brag. I see it a lot on reddit, now it is finding its way here. Quit griping and enjoy the ride, not just the destination.
Of course, this also depends on how OP defines "long time"...