Originally Posted by diezell
yea i keep it safe. safe in my hand at all times![]()
Originally Posted by diezell
yea i keep it safe. safe in my hand at all times![]()
lmao, neighborhood is too bad for me to do that, it would get stolen on me then i would have a lawsuit on my handsOriginally Posted by Tren Bull
Originally Posted by diezell
haha yea, that would be cool. id get voted as most popular member or something
hell yeah, maybe you could buy youre post counts too
Originally Posted by diezell
that sucks bro. see, when i sleep at night, i got my glock and my 12 gauge loaded and ready. keep the door to my room locked too, so if someone breaks in, they gonna wake me up comming into my room. then its lights out for them
Originally Posted by diezell
id rather whore it up. spend that money on more gear
id need to buy some more guns too.
you could probally get away with that in ca, in ri things are alot different youd be thrown in jail in a heartbeat, its pathetic. luckily i got two diesel dogs so nobody ****s with me
def, shit you could even open up ure own gunstoreOriginally Posted by Tren Bull
i wish i had a fully auto AK style pellet gun chamered in 7.62 mm, with lots of power. that would be basically the same thing as a real AK
Originally Posted by diezell
haha yea. then id literally own hundreds... maybe even thousands of guns
ud be blowing 1000s of bucks on c02 thats for sure, imagine how much that would suck up
and a closet full of juice..... how could life get betterOriginally Posted by Tren Bull
Originally Posted by diezell
you mean for blasting some fool for breaking into your house?
thats ****ed up broOriginally Posted by Tren Bull
i sleep with my doors unlocked and guns locked away
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I love canuckia for that, very little violent crime..
actually it would be better if u could get an I V put into ure veins with beer in itOriginally Posted by diezell
Originally Posted by diezell
id be in heaven bro. money, gear and guns. only thing missing is women and some of my favorite plant.
yeah... new englands ****ed like that.... well except for maineOriginally Posted by Tren Bull
Originally Posted by diezell
haha yea. you know you're an alcoholic then.
yeah 7 hooters girls... one for everyday of the week, well u could have an eight for a substitutionOriginally Posted by Tren Bull
Originally Posted by diezell
technically its pretty strict here in california too. you cant cap someone for breaking into your house, they have to attack you first. thats where rubber slugs through a shotgun would come in handy
the bean bags are nasty to get shot by
Originally Posted by diezell
mmm yummy. make that 14 girls, two for every day![]()
hell if were gonna do that make it 28 4 for everyday... id say more but my bed couldnt fit more
Originally Posted by Evil Predator
it would be really fu_ked up if i were to put drano crystals in my shotgun shells. do you know what that would do?
Originally Posted by diezell
yea, the skys the limit bro. maybe youd have to invest in a larger bed. have your pad lookin like the playboy mansion
what would that do?
hell yeah id even have my name changed to hugh hefnerOriginally Posted by Tren Bull
Originally Posted by diezell
yea i know. you ever seen the jackass movie? they capped johnny knoxville with one of those. looked like it hurt pretty bad
hes a sick bastard.... hes smart though he made some serious coin from that stuff
Originally Posted by diezell
the drano crystals would ionize in the fools blood. so there would be billions upon billions of hydroxide ions floating around in his blood. those hydroxide ions would literally rip hydrogen ions out of the guys body, forming water. so basically it would rip him apart on a molecular level. death is certain, but only after a few seconds of indescribable agonizing pain
well im gonna get going tren have fun whoring it up gotta take a shower
lmao that would be pretty ****ing twistedOriginally Posted by Tren Bull
Originally Posted by diezell
ok bro, il talk to you later
Originally Posted by diezell
yea, thats a really fu_ked up thing to do. you can count on going to jail for a long time, even if you shot the guy in self defense. i dont think anyone has ever tried doing that though. it was a fu_ked up idea i came up with in chemistry class. a little knowledge can be a very dangerous thing
Originally Posted by Tren Bull
no, no I do not...
tell me![]()
i know i'd rather break a mans right arm and left leg than kill him..
most times, murder is unnecessary...
Originally Posted by Evil Predator
check a few posts up, i described it there
i want to see proof..
Originally Posted by Evil Predator
it depends on the situation. if i hated the person enough, id kill them without hesitation, as long as i knew there was a legit reason for me to do it, guaranteeing that i wouldn't go to jail. im not too interested in comitting a straight up homicide though. ive got better plans for my life than federal prison.
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