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    Quote Originally Posted by Tren Bull
    when i was in kindergarten i strangled some kid. now that im older, ive only done shit like kick in front doors, and throwing big ass rocks through windows. usually i have to be drunk first before i do that sh_t though
    What'd the kid do to piss u off?

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    oO man i got a good prank i pulled back when i was smaller....me and a couple of my friends pissed in a milk gallon for like a month to fill it up. after it was filled we loaded that into a huge super soaker and got all the little kids in the block. they smelled horrible! you don't understand how nasty it was. their shirts and shit were all yellow and brown. god that was great fun

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    when i was a lot younger and i stayed at my babysitters, they youngest son who was a little older would always try and get me to fight, like really fight. so after i got the sh1t kicked outta me the last ttime i went into his toy room and pissed on all his toys.

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    Have a shave lol........

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    Quote Originally Posted by Akrus423
    What'd the kid do to piss u off?

    actually nothing. my friend told me to do it... so i did

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    i am sure we'd end up in jail if we got togetherand then got drunk, lil;'taylor would have to come bail us out,

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    Anybody ever had a time where they didn't know how to fight good?

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    tren, was it me? that she had to edit out?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tren Bull
    actually nothing. my friend told me to do it... so i did
    was he just using u?

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    yeah the first time i got beat up, i wasnt as good as i needed to be, HAHAHA

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    guess no one thought it was funny...

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    No but when ur like 13 webb

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    takes a lot of practise to become a good fighter, imo. and even then there is always someone better and who wants a shot.

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    Quote Originally Posted by WEBB
    when i was a lot younger and i stayed at my babysitters, they youngest son who was a little older would always try and get me to fight, like really fight. so after i got the sh1t kicked outta me the last ttime i went into his toy room and pissed on all his toys.

    HAHA i bet he didn't see that one coming. my boy pissed through someone's window and right on their bed about a year ago. and about 3 years ago, i was kickin it and drinking at his house, and him and all his room mates were telling me about how their neibors keep callin the cops on them and generally being little fu_kers to them. so i went outside and pissed on the front seat of their car.

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    I always have a problem with getting punched, (instinct takes over and i keep blocking and crap), pisses me off, so i don't get as good as punches. I want to take boxing or karate or something so i can beat the crap outa people.

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    i though it wa sfunny MSN, honest.

    i put gas inmy suoper soaker and made a little flame thrower till the tip mlted closed.

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    Quote Originally Posted by DamnYouMSN
    oO man i got a good prank i pulled back when i was smaller....me and a couple of my friends pissed in a milk gallon for like a month to fill it up. after it was filled we loaded that into a huge super soaker and got all the little kids in the block. they smelled horrible! you don't understand how nasty it was. their shirts and shit were all yellow and brown. god that was great fun

    uggh, thats pretty bad bro

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    i dont know anyone who really enjoys being punched, but some people are really good at talking a punch thats for sure, its like it doesnt even phase em.

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    There was this kid who was like a irish 11 year old kid with severe emotionally problems, and i'd always call him a poser, and whenever he punched me instinct takes over and i block, I was 15 too, is this normal, or was i just a total wuss?

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    you were just a total wuss....

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    i am sure the dudes car smelled lovely when he opened the door the next morning,HAHAHA.

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    Quote Originally Posted by WEBB
    i though it wa sfunny MSN, honest.

    i put gas inmy suoper soaker and made a little flame thrower till the tip mlted closed.

    yea, ive always enjoyed being a piro too. whats really fun to do is to get a bottle of aqua net (which is hair spray in a thin aerosol can), cover it with rubber cement, then light it on fire. get back and shoot the can with a pellet gun. it makes a ball of fire that is seriously 10 feet hight, and lasts for about 8-10 seconds

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    Quote Originally Posted by DamnYouMSN
    you were just a total wuss....
    up urs, i just got good instincts..

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    i've taking a shit on my friends sink to piss him off before. should've seen the look on his face lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by WEBB
    i am sure the dudes car smelled lovely when he opened the door the next morning,HAHAHA.

    yea, he probably didn't know what it was either. who would suspect something like that?

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    i'll vote wuss on this one also, you should have just dropped the little shit.

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    I coulda kicked the crap outa that kid. He always cried and cursed at teachers i remember.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Akrus423
    up urs, i just got good instincts..
    or pussy instincts

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    I just didn't hit him because i'd friggin kill the kid. I was like 15 anyways.

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    lol just kidding akrus

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    Quote Originally Posted by DamnYouMSN
    or pussy instincts
    Y cuz i block?

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    Quote Originally Posted by WEBB
    i am sure we'd end up in jail if we got togetherand then got drunk, lil;'taylor would have to come bail us out,

    haha maybe. me and my friends have been pretty lucky in the past though. its all about a quick get away... and not doing anything too extreme that would attract lots of attention from law enforcement

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    Quote Originally Posted by DamnYouMSN
    lol just kidding akrus
    so whenever someone like punches you, you kind of feel instinct and don't even think, u just block it right?

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    i shit in my friends sink also, it was awesome i got some of it in the little holes in the front and it stayed there for ever making it smell like poop all the time.

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    no when some one goes to punch me i hit him.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Akrus423
    There was this kid who was like a irish 11 year old kid with severe emotionally problems, and i'd always call him a poser, and whenever he punched me instinct takes over and i block, I was 15 too, is this normal, or was i just a total wuss?

    if you didn't want to be a bully, then you should have pinned him on the ground and laughed in his face... punk him real good and embarass him without causing any physical harm

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    i'm outta here..later fellas

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    your instict is block, others is kill. try and change your instinct from hide to kill.

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    Speaking of stupid things, There was this hot black teacher i knew, Her crack was showing, I walked right behind her maybe a foot away and peeked. Everybody saw me do that..

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    you said that before MSN.

    but see ya later.

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