The Mens Room

[higherdesire]

Welcome dobie boy
*takes pencil form behind ear and writes something in The Book*
*grabs mop and starts mopping up for the night crowd, whistleing all the while wondering if whistling in the mens room is gay*

[BritishColumbian]

*Panic stricken and nauseas, staggers back into the mens room to use some soap and try to borrow somebody's cell phone, its quiet, to quiet...gawd it stinks in here, makes an effort not to breath through nose, finished drying hands on the used stained towel, throw it in the sink and glance at the bowl of mints on the counter...hmmm...grabs a handfull and chokes them back, wait....a...minute...the mints taste like roofie....fade to black....

[higherdesire]

*while standing on ladder hanging shiny disco ball, to go with the new sign outside, HD looks over shoulder and sees Britsh Colombian choke sdown the party favors. SHakes head*

[T-MOS]

move move , gotta go, gotta go

*rushing in to a stall* gets pants down quickly and sits in relief**** feels like this is gonna be a good one, settles in and looks at the writings on the walls..........

There once was a fellow McSweeny
Who spilled some gin on his weenie
Just to be couth
He added vermouth
Then slipped his girlfriend a martini

[T-MOS]

* this feels good to finally get all this out of me**

looks at more writings

There once was a man Robin Hood
Who lived in a Knottingham wood
He learned how to f**k
from old Friar Tuck
And made Marion whenever he could

[T-MOS]

still more writings.....


There once was a fellow O'Doole
Who found little red spots on his tool
His Doctor a cynic
said Get out of me clinic,
And wipe off that lipstick you fool!

[BritishColumbian]

*Slowly regains contiousness on the slimy floor, damn, pants around ankles again, realizes for the fist time in my life, I am a POST WHORE.

[T-MOS]

*whistles while i continue to dump*
*gives courtesy Flush and continues reading the walls, this is gonna be a while*


A pirate, history relates
Was scuffling with some of his mates
When he slipped on a cutlass
Which rendered him nutless
And practically useless on dates

[higherdesire]

*steps back to admire the changes to the marquis*

"Gettin' Out Of Order Tonight"

*grabs turntables and walks back in, bumps into Tmos*

sup

[T-MOS]

There once was a woman named Jill
Who swallowed an exploding pill
They found her vagina
In North Carolina
And her tits in a tree in Brazil

[T-MOS]

Sup HD, you got the place looking.....*grunts one out*** really good

[Skully44420]

a little roleplay huh?

[higherdesire]

TMos is on FI-YAH, FI-YAH dudu du dunt du dunt

[T-MOS]

There once was a plumber from Lee
Who was plumbing his girl by the sea
She said Stop your plumbing,
There's somebody coming!
Said the plumber still plumbing... It's me!

[higherdesire]

Chillin chillin. You sticking around tonight?

[T-MOS]

*hey, can someone send over some more TP and a pen, I need to jot down my thoughts*


A right twisted wench from Caprees-ed
Orgasmed each time that she sneez-ed
To the druggist she went
And laid down her last cent
Said, "A barrel of snuff, if you pleas-ed."

[T-MOS]

On the moors Kelly walked in a daze
There she'd bark at the moon and the haze
Still her friends weren't concerned
For by now they had learned
Once a month she would go through this phase.
(author's note to the ladies: "She was a
werewolf. Now is it funny?")

[RuhlFreak55]

where the hell did this thread come from?

[T-MOS]

A randy marsupial named Reeves
Spent some time with the whores 'tween their knees
When they'd asked him for money
He'd say "Listen honey
A koala eats bushes and leaves."

[T-MOS]

Now down in the valley of Shneel
Lived a woman who loved to reveal
With her curtains well drawn
Standing bare as a fawn
She'd do this really neat trick with an eel

[higherdesire]

Tmos had a lymeric or two
actually more than a few
he wrote em all down
then sent em around
and cheers went up all 'round town

[higherdesire]

Hello Kale
*takes pencil from behind ear and writes something down*

[Kale]

Good to be back ... OR ....

There once was a goucho named Bruno
Who said "There in one thing I Do know"
Women are fine
And sheep are divine
but Llamas are Numero Uno

[T-MOS]

A new farmer's helper named Kull
Accidentally was milking a bull
The farmer said, "Boy yer dumb,
You done milked the wrong one!"
Said the boy, "But me whole bucket's full."

[higherdesire]

there once was a senator from Mass
he went out in search of some ass
he lucked up and found it
then fvcked up a drowned it
and that was the end of his ass

[T-MOS]

Twas a crazy old man called O'Keef
Who caused local farmers much grief
To their cows he would run
Cut their legs off for fun
And say "Look, I've invented ground beef!"

[BritishColumbian]

*High as a kite from choking down handfull of extacy/roofie, whips out handgun and starts shooting at disco ball, its loud, people are mad at me, see a fist in and out of my face repeatedly until I lose contiousness...fade to black...

[T-MOS]

*High as a kite from choking down handfull of extacy/roofie, whips out handgun and starts shooting at disco ball, its loud, people are mad at me, see a fist in and out of my face repeatedly until I lose contiousness...fade to black...

*hears gunfire and thinks" This is a job for....SUPERMAN". Gets up and tried to fly but pants are still around ankles so I fall face first on the floor. Thanks GOD someone just mopped*

BC, you should really see someone about all that fading to black your doing. That can't me healthy

[higherdesire]

BC? BC? You in there? Dude your trippin, DSM is taking you home, give me your keys.

[DSM4Life]

[BritishColumbian]

this is purrr awesome!

[*RAGE*]

Hoslter gun, runs into the bathroom, Hollywood jack lays on the floor bleeding from a single bullet wound in the head. Places pistol in the air duck and splashes water in the face. Looks in the mirror. Walks out with a calm look on face..

[higherdesire]

*casually removes return air vent on floor sweeps body in, replaces vent, moves fake plant in front of vent walks away*

[BritishColumbian]

*wakes up in parking lot again, splitting headache, nauseaus, walks back into mens room puts correct change into the tampon dispenser, gets a tampon, lights it like a cigar, realizes im in the ladies room, 'panic attack'...fade to black..

[*RAGE*]

Walks past guy with pants around his ankles in the parking lot, noticed bloody stain on the backside of his underwear. Walk past DSM who had a huge smile on his face, continue to the mens room. Opens door and looks around.

[T-MOS]

sees strange guy with blood stains on the back of his pants walking out of the ladies room .... but in need to take a leak so forgets him and walks in , sees shattered disco ball all over floor and more blood stains...., thinks what the hell just happened in here, but i really need to go..... pulls out python and starts feeling relief.....looking up I see:

There once was a man from Madrass
Whose balls were made out of brass
When he'd bang 'em together
They'd play stormy weather
And lightning would shoot out of his ass

Wonders who spends so much time at the urinal to write and piss at the same time...

rolls the python back up.....washes hands and wonders why the mints have an E on them....skips mints and leaves

[*RAGE*]

Walk for to the stall, pull out amazon anaconda, notices water is cold and deap. shakes twice, wrap anaconda back into pants. walks over and wash hand. also notice mints have E on them continues out the door.

[higherdesire]

Comes in looks around, no one in site. Goes to last stall, feels pretty good and desides to rub one out...one minutes later it's just about over when I hear the door...

[*RAGE*]

Walks in and hears a noise coming from the last stall, think to himself and wounder if someone is playing with themself, turns around and walks out...

[higherdesire]

close call! Grabs mint. Starts to leave, grabs another. Leaves.