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  1. #641
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    I have a long hair wrapped around my ding dong.. think i'll remove it.

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    ...and here we go!!

    MY BOLOGNA HAS A FIRST NAME...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Money Boss Hustla
    ...and here we go!!

    MY BOLOGNA HAS A FIRST NAME...

    IT'S OSCAR.........

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    don't you hate it when you take a crap and your wang touches the inside of the toliet.....I fvcking hate that.

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    Quote Originally Posted by D-END
    don't you hate it when you take a crap and your wang touches the inside of the toliet.....I fvcking hate that.
    For heaven's sake get off the kiddy toilet and start using the regular one. Hahahahahaha
    Last edited by Juggernaut; 12-07-2004 at 06:01 AM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Juggernaut
    For heaven's sake get of the kiddy toilet and start using the regular one. Hahahahahaha
    hahahahaahahah.......you got you bastard

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    Quote Originally Posted by D-END
    don't you hate it when you take a crap and your wang touches the inside of the toliet.....I fvcking hate that.
    I do hate that

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    So don't let it touch! You got two hands.

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    I've always wanted to use this:


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    also I hate it when you poop and water splashes up on your butt.

    I have to go take a shot.....i'll be right back.

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    Holy ****...this things stil alive?

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    Cat pee glows under a blacklight.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Surferboy
    Cat pee glows under a blacklight.
    Does it taste funny too?

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    tastes a little salty, but not unbearable

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    Is it very elite like to be posting on a thread about nothing? lol jj

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    Quote Originally Posted by D-END
    also I hate it when you poop and water splashes up on your butt.

    I have to go take a shot.....i'll be right back.
    new OSHA rule for 2005.....rule 378.2 subsection a........all turds over 3" long must be hand lowered to reduce splash factor. Obey the new rule and you'll be fine. continue your rebel ways and you'll be fined. hahahahaha

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    Quote Originally Posted by Juggernaut
    new OSHA rule for 2005.....rule 378.2 subsection a........all turds over 3" long must be hand lowered to reduce splash factor. Obey the new rule and you'll be fine. continue your rebel ways and you'll be fined. hahahahaha

    hahahahah you're sick....funny.....but sick.

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    I am not going to post in this stupid post-whoring thread any more.


    OOPS... I just did, didn't I?

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    I just pulled a nice big azz booger outta my nose.. too bad i don't eat them otherwise it would be a real treat.

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    just had lunch with the wife...

    signed 2 contracts..

    deposited a couple of checks..

    went to the gym..



    time for a naposim
    The answer to your every question

    Rules

    A bigot is a person obstinately or intolerantly devoted
    to his or her own opinions and prejudices, especially
    one exhibiting intolerance, and animosity toward those of differing beliefs.


    If you get scammed by an UGL listed on this board or by another member here, it's all part of the game and learning experience for you,
    we do not approve nor support any sources that may be listed on this site.
    I will not do source checks for you, the peer review from other members should be enough to help you make a decision on your quest. Buyer beware.
    Don't Let the Police kick your ass

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    if me and CB had a child...

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    Quote Originally Posted by D-END
    if me and CB had a child...

    LOL Cute....Very Cute.
    1. Once a cheat always a cheat!
    2. YES, SHE can get pregnant the first time!
    3. NO, PULLING out IS NOT a RELIABLE method of Birth Control. DAMMMMIT..... Wrap that shyte UP!!

    Women over 30 are dignified. They seldom have a screaming match with you at the opera or in the middle of an expensive restaurant. Of course, if you deserve it, they won't hesitate to shoot you, if they think they can get away with it.

    For all those men who say, "Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free". Here's an update for you. Nowadays 80% of women are against marriage, why? Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire Pig, just to get a little sausage.

    What the mind can conceive....the body will achieve!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Commando_Barbi
    LOL Cute....Very Cute.
    Thank you...I am cute.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Money Boss Hustla
    Thank you...I am cute.
    LOL always about you!!
    1. Once a cheat always a cheat!
    2. YES, SHE can get pregnant the first time!
    3. NO, PULLING out IS NOT a RELIABLE method of Birth Control. DAMMMMIT..... Wrap that shyte UP!!

    Women over 30 are dignified. They seldom have a screaming match with you at the opera or in the middle of an expensive restaurant. Of course, if you deserve it, they won't hesitate to shoot you, if they think they can get away with it.

    For all those men who say, "Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free". Here's an update for you. Nowadays 80% of women are against marriage, why? Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire Pig, just to get a little sausage.

    What the mind can conceive....the body will achieve!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Commando_Barbi
    LOL always about you!!
    It could have been all about you.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Money Boss Hustla
    It could have been all about you.
    Hey CB and I are having a moment :spudniksw lol

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    I posted the beast...666!!

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    Goodnight

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    bumpidy bump

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    Is this the longest thread ever???

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    not by far my ar bros!

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    it will soon be though

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    Quote Originally Posted by D-END
    bumpidy bump
    sorry excuse for a post

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    Wonder if we could break the record!?

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    whats the record?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Iowa
    whats the record?
    Was wondering the same thing.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Money Boss Hustla
    Wonder if we could break the record!?
    Ar record or whole record.. i would say the boys and girls over at steroidology have the record for the longest thread ever.

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    Quote Originally Posted by BigMike J
    Ar record or whole record.. i would say the boys and girls over at steroidology have the record for the longest thread ever.
    Is there anywhere else but AR!?

    Let's break them all anyway!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by BigMike J
    Ar record or whole record.. i would say the boys and girls over at steroidology have the record for the longest thread ever.
    Well, both.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Money Boss Hustla
    Is there anywhere else but AR!?

    Let's break them all anyway!!
    lol...We can start counting. Ill go first.. ONE

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