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[~fuelforfire~]

she was the 'feature' girl for the night too

everytime i touched her tits, she'd look at the door, because you arent allowed to touch the stripper's tits at that club

ever thought of findin a real chick? haha jk strip clubs are the shit

[stunner5000pt]

ever thought of findin a real chick? haha jk strip clubs are the shit

im working on that ... results are slow... though

talking to this 'nice' - type of girl right now... getting into her pants is gonna be a slow process

[stunner5000pt]

and besides when im depressed i go to a strip club... to drown my sorrows

[~fuelforfire~]

im working on that ... results are slow... though

talking to this 'nice' - type of girl right now... getting into her pants is gonna be a slow process

lol.......nice of you to show respect towards the chick

[stunner5000pt]

lol.......nice of you to show respect towards the chick

hahaha

ok ok ok
i do respect her... and i talk on a very personal level with her.
but i cant deny my primary aim which is to get laid

[~fuelforfire~]

hahaha

ok ok ok
i do respect her... and i talk on a very personal level with her.
but i cant deny my primary aim which is to get laid

HAHAHA, i hear that man

[~fuelforfire~]

man i gotta eat some shit, peece.

[RuhlFreak55]

OK... what's your opinion on fake boobs?

theoretically i don't care.....but i've never touched either and have only seen one pair in person

[stunner5000pt]

man i gotta eat some shit, peece.

EW DONT EAT SHIT

eat food

[stunner5000pt]

theoretically i don't care.....but i've never touched either and have only seen one pair in person

you, my friend, need to visit a strip club

[RuhlFreak55]

hahaha

ok ok ok
i do respect her... and i talk on a very personal level with her.
but i cant deny my primary aim which is to get laid

you better deny it.....you're ****ed if she knows......i think that's the problem i'm having with steph right now

[RuhlFreak55]

you, my friend, need to visit a strip club

yeah.......no...i would have a massive heart attack or brain embolism and drop dead......seriously

[stunner5000pt]

you better deny it.....you're ****ed if she knows......i think that's the problem i'm having with steph right now

ive been as close to the nice guy-who someone else would think is gay because he relates to much too a woman - as i can be.

[stunner5000pt]

yeah.......no...i would have a massive heart attack or brain embolism and drop dead......seriously

and why would that be ?

[RuhlFreak55]

ive been as close to the nice guy-who someone else would think is gay because he relates to much too a woman - as i can be.

that's exactly what i did......didn't work.....at all

[Tren Bull]

tren

uhh, yea?

[stunner5000pt]

ive done the smart thing and LIED that i m not a virgin.. and ive dated girls in the past and slept with some of them

so i doubt she perceives too much desperation from me

[RuhlFreak55]

and why would that be ?

being ridiculously overwhelmed

[stunner5000pt]

that's exactly what i did......didn't work.....at all

well if this one doesnt like that approach... c'est la vie.. move onto the next shitbox... i mean woman

[Tren Bull]

that's exactly what i did......didn't work.....at all

some girls like assholes... they like being miserable. i really dont understand that at all

[RuhlFreak55]

ive done the smart thing and LIED that i m not a virgin.. and ive dated girls in the past and slept with some of them

so i doubt she perceives too much desperation from me

oh...good idea....****..why didn't i do that

[stunner5000pt]

being ridiculously overwhelmed

wouldnt it be nicer to de sensitize yourself before the real thing comes around?

what if u were to have a heart attack if a girl you were about to sleep with... took off her top and said 'come over here baby'
then u die without ever getting laid

dont want that

at least hte stripper will call 911

hopefully

[RuhlFreak55]

some girls like assholes... they like being miserable. i really dont understand that at all

that exactly what she said......it made me cry.....she likes assholes.......****in stupid

[Tren Bull]

OK... what's your opinion on fake boobs?

i like em

[Tren Bull]

that exactly what she said......it made me cry.....she likes assholes.......****in stupid

girls are crazy bro... fu_kin crazy

[RuhlFreak55]

wouldnt it be nicer to de sensitize yourself before the real thing comes around?

what if u were to have a heart attack if a girl you were about to sleep with... took off her top and said 'come over here baby'
then u die without ever getting laid

dont want that

at least hte stripper will call 911

hopefully

hmmmm.......i could see this i guess........

[RuhlFreak55]

girls are crazy bro... fu_kin crazy

yep.....definately

[Tren Bull]

you know what? it fu_kin pisses me off.

[Tren Bull]

no, wait, no... let me rephrase that. liz and all her bullsh_t pisses me off. i never really cared about any other girl

[Tren Bull]

oh well, what the fu_k can you do? i think il flood my body with roids

[~fuelforfire~]

yeah.......no...i would have a massive heart attack or brain embolism and drop dead......seriously

dude, are you gay, ****en go to one, i think you're afraid of girls or sumthin

[Tren Bull]

that sounds like a GREAT idea doesn't it?

[Tren Bull]

i love strip clubs. but right now all i can afford is roids and a little beer.

[RuhlFreak55]

dude, are you gay, ****en go to one, i think you're afraid of girls or sumthin

**** no i'm not gay......am i scared of girls....probably

[Tren Bull]

if i work enough this summer maybe il be able to afford a beretta 9mm too

[RuhlFreak55]

oh well, what the fu_k can you do? i think il flood my body with roids

good idea

[Myka]

oh yea..legs

[Tren Bull]

im hittin up my chest tomorrow... thats gonna be cool, but not as cool as friday when il hit up my arms. then il go get drunk at a bar that night

[RuhlFreak55]

oh yea..legs

don't remind me tomorrow is ham day

[Tren Bull]

good idea

definately bro. as the guiness guys would say... BRILIANT!!!