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  1. 12-31-2005, 01:43 AM #41
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    Quote Originally Posted by dimentia
    please........... it happens to anybody who has a dick but I'll tell you what's worse than that.

    When you sit down to take a shit and you have to piss also and you are on one of those small toilets that are only suitable for small children. When you go to relieve your self and you think your pecker is tucked into the toilet and aiming in the right direction but you somehow manage to piss in between the seat and the toilet bowl right into your pants and underwear that is around your ankles. Has that ever happened to anybody here?
    hahahahahaha YES! I hate that cuz a lot will get on my boxers...ahhh i hate that ur so fvcked when that happens
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    Quote Originally Posted by dimentia
    please........... it happens to anybody who has a dick but I'll tell you what's worse than that.

    When you sit down to take a shit and you have to piss also and you are on one of those small toilets that are only suitable for small children. When you go to relieve your self and you think your pecker is tucked into the toilet and aiming in the right direction but you somehow manage to piss in between the seat and the toilet bowl right into your pants and underwear that is around your ankles. Has that ever happened to anybody here?
    Yeah. It sucks. lol..
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  3. 12-31-2005, 08:21 AM #43
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    LMAO yes i've done this piss between the toilet seat trick too and it sucks
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  4. 12-31-2005, 10:21 AM #44
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    Quote Originally Posted by chest6
    hahahahahaha YES! I hate that cuz a lot will get on my boxers...ahhh i hate that ur so fvcked when that happens
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    Yeah. It sucks. lol..
    Quote Originally Posted by USfighterFC
    LMAO yes i've done this piss between the toilet seat trick too and it sucks
    are you listening Mizfit? It really does happen
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  5. 12-31-2005, 03:03 PM #45
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    damn just wipe your dick with some tp, that will take care any left over pee in your urithra.
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  6. 12-31-2005, 03:12 PM #46
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    i usually get it on my socks when i put my d1ck back in...if ya catch my drift
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  7. 12-31-2005, 03:54 PM #47
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    Pup, socks go on your FEET. You are doing it wrong.

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  8. 12-31-2005, 03:55 PM #48
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    Quote Originally Posted by Anna Bollick
    Pup, socks go on your FEET. You are doing it wrong.

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    LMAO

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  9. 12-31-2005, 04:00 PM #49
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    Quote Originally Posted by Anna Bollick
    Pup, socks go on your FEET. You are doing it wrong.

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    haha lmfao..thanks anna
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  10. 12-31-2005, 04:16 PM #50
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    Holy **** is this funny. It's so true. I hate when that happens. Never thought I would laugh about it though! Thankyou AR for making my day.
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  11. 01-14-2006, 11:36 AM #51
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    Anyone here ever wear khaki pants with boxers.. and you can see the bulge of your 'gear' against that pants. Sort of like an outline.
    That's what is referred to as a 'snake in the blanket'.
    I've been there. Now i like to wear levi's
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  12. 01-14-2006, 11:47 AM #52
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    Quote Originally Posted by Keyser Sozey
    When you are done shaking your member, fold two sheets of tp together. Then fold the two sheets across, and then down. Put the square on your nob. Carefully replace your johnson into your boxer briefs, or whatever.
    This will prevent after leakage, and stank underwear.

    Jesus, I thought I was the only one that did this..Always makes me feel a little gay though.
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  13. 01-14-2006, 12:33 PM #53
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    You know what I hate?

    Getting up in the middle of the night to pee...

    One night i rushed to bathroom.. i was groggy so my reflexes were a little slow.

    I raised the toilet lid and got to firing...

    Mid-stream the toilet lid comes tumbling down... Seeing that i had now awoken, i didnt' have the dexterity to catch it in time... neither could i stop the piss mid-stream...DAMMIT!

    Piss was flying everywhere...arg
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  14. 01-14-2006, 12:35 PM #54
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    This is one funny thread
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    It sucks when you get up to piss in the middle of the night, then go back to bed... only to find that there is a little leak, that is now in the bed. Yuck. Happened to me once. Pissed me off.
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    I found that if I push on the middle of my sack, I can get some more out of the urethra or how ever you spell it. I push a coulple of times like pumping up those John Cena shoes. Then I squeeze that orgasmic muscle to push out any last drops. Then I shake it dry. This method works best for me, although it is time consuming.
    Putting TP around your wee-wee and walking around in boxers sucks. It often comes running down your pant leg at the worst possible moment.
    I've also had the seat/lid come down on me, but I was quick to pinch off my stream manually before it splattered every where.
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    who doesn't hate it lol
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    im bumping this uber piss fest.
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    Quote Originally Posted by USfighterFC
    LOL yeah it's happened to me unfortunately, happens to me when i wear sweats more than any other time.

    haha yea, then everyone else can see your haste to zip back up.
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  20. 03-29-2006, 11:18 AM #60
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    The worst thing is when you come fully awake and realize that you are pissing in the laudry hamper instead of the toilet. Another excellent reason to sit down like a girl to pee.

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    Quote Originally Posted by SwoleCat
    It burns when i urinate.

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    When I shake mine theyhave to issue a severe weather warning
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    Quote Originally Posted by dimentia
    please........... it happens to anybody who has a dick but I'll tell you what's worse than that.

    When you sit down to take a shit and you have to piss also and you are on one of those small toilets that are only suitable for small children. When you go to relieve your self and you think your pecker is tucked into the toilet and aiming in the right direction but you somehow manage to piss in between the seat and the toilet bowl right into your pants and underwear that is around your ankles. Has that ever happened to anybody here?
    old thread but thats funny..didnt see this the first time. I hate that more than anything. You gotta end up aiming..mann
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  23. 03-29-2006, 08:48 PM #63
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    Happens too often.
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    i love to piss on myself....
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    i hate it... i guess tahts why underwear serves the purpose of hiding the pee drops?? Ive tried squeezing out every drop... there s always one or two drops that remain i ahte it
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