Who hates when this happens?

**stayinstacked** · 12-29-2005, 10:59 PM

Your taking a piss, you get done and shake it. You think you shake all the piss out of your hose, so you put the snake back in the boxers. Then a little piss gets on your boxers b/ you put it back too soon. Anybody?

**USfighterFC** · 12-29-2005, 11:00 PM

LOL yeah it's happened to me unfortunately, happens to me when i wear sweats more than any other time.

**AnatomicallyBlessed** · 12-29-2005, 11:10 PM

haha, or if you are not wearing underwear, it gets on your nylon pant leg and is freezing cold every time you walk

**Tren Bull** · 03-29-2006, 05:38 AM

Originally Posted by USfighterFC

LOL yeah it's happened to me unfortunately, happens to me when i wear sweats more than any other time.

haha yea, then everyone else can see your haste to zip back up.

***SPIKE*** · 12-29-2005, 11:13 PM

LOL, you guys think of everything huh? I do have to say that has happened to me a few times............

**Zapp** · 12-30-2005, 12:26 AM

Originally Posted by Jayhova16

LOL, you guys think of everything huh? I do have to say that has happened to me a few times............

Yeah....SS must be bored to death...

**chest6** · 12-29-2005, 11:17 PM

ahhh i hate that shit..

***G-1000*** · 12-30-2005, 12:37 PM

Originally Posted by chest6

ahhh i hate that shit..

not shit piss

**edmen2** · 12-30-2005, 12:13 AM

there has been times at the gym this shit happens to me then i have to go to the sink and splash water on my shorts so u cant see the damn spot i just made. gotta camouflage the shit with more droplets!

**AnatomicallyBlessed** · 12-30-2005, 12:36 AM

Originally Posted by edmen2

there has been times at the gym this shit happens to me then i have to go to the sink and splash water on my shorts so u cant see the damn spot i just made. gotta camouflage the shit with more droplets!

lol, damn ol boy, we weren't talking about straight up pissing in your pants

**edmen2** · 12-30-2005, 12:49 AM

Originally Posted by AnatomicallyBlessed

lol, damn ol boy, we weren't talking about straight up pissing in your pants

**AnatomicallyBlessed** · 12-30-2005, 12:58 AM

Originally Posted by edmen2

lol, that shit is still cracking me up

gotta camouflage it

**kloter1** · 12-30-2005, 12:13 AM

yep thats happend to me all the time.

**C_Bino** · 12-30-2005, 12:15 AM

Lately this has been happening to me way too much and it pisses me off. It is always at the worst times damnit.

-Bino

**Keyser Sozey** · 12-30-2005, 12:29 AM

When you are done shaking your member, fold two sheets of tp together. Then fold the two sheets across, and then down. Put the square on your nob. Carefully replace your johnson into your boxer briefs, or whatever.
This will prevent after leakage, and stank underwear.

**Booz** · 12-30-2005, 10:24 AM

Originally Posted by Keyser Sozey

When you are done shaking your member, fold two sheets of tp together. Then fold the two sheets across, and then down. Put the square on your nob. Carefully replace your johnson into your boxer briefs, or whatever.
This will prevent after leakage, and stank underwear.

you too!!!

**Dalton5** · 12-30-2005, 10:31 AM

Dribbles can be a sign of an enlarged prostate.....id rather just pass it off as something that happens to everyone then have my asshole fingered by a doctor.

RA · 01-14-2006, 11:47 AM

Originally Posted by Keyser Sozey

When you are done shaking your member, fold two sheets of tp together. Then fold the two sheets across, and then down. Put the square on your nob. Carefully replace your johnson into your boxer briefs, or whatever.
This will prevent after leakage, and stank underwear.

Jesus, I thought I was the only one that did this..Always makes me feel a little gay though.

**AnabolicAndre** · 12-30-2005, 12:26 AM

hahaha, yes I'm a vicitim.

**hoss827** · 12-30-2005, 12:28 AM

i ****ing hate that crap!

SVTMuscle* · 12-30-2005, 12:29 AM

haha o man, for a while there, i had a problem where that would happen like every time!! luckly now i got a bit more patient and wait till im completly dry before i proceed haha

**hoss827** · 12-30-2005, 12:39 AM

My solution:

Shake it alot when youre done, wait a few seconds--tell your dick to piss, and it will.

I swear to God.

**chest6** · 12-30-2005, 01:27 AM

seems to happen a lot when its cold

**BOUNCER** · 12-30-2005, 01:39 AM

Originally Posted by stayinstacked

Your taking a piss, you get done and shake it. You think you shake all the piss out of your hose, so you put the snake back in the boxers. Then a little piss gets on your boxers b/ you put it back too soon. Anybody?

You've to shake yours?.... Ah, I've to kick the end of mine

**SnaX** · 12-30-2005, 01:42 AM

Hmm. Im gunng go try it... And if it's no fun, then i wont wear pants again. Just my thong underwear. Rawr.

**TheSickOne** · 12-30-2005, 01:46 AM

I have to say I do....................

**dimentia** · 12-30-2005, 10:19 AM

please........... it happens to anybody who has a dick but I'll tell you what's worse than that.

When you sit down to take a shit and you have to piss also and you are on one of those small toilets that are only suitable for small children. When you go to relieve your self and you think your pecker is tucked into the toilet and aiming in the right direction but you somehow manage to piss in between the seat and the toilet bowl right into your pants and underwear that is around your ankles. Has that ever happened to anybody here?

**chest6** · 12-31-2005, 01:43 AM

Originally Posted by dimentia

please........... it happens to anybody who has a dick but I'll tell you what's worse than that.

When you sit down to take a shit and you have to piss also and you are on one of those small toilets that are only suitable for small children. When you go to relieve your self and you think your pecker is tucked into the toilet and aiming in the right direction but you somehow manage to piss in between the seat and the toilet bowl right into your pants and underwear that is around your ankles. Has that ever happened to anybody here?

hahahahahaha YES! I hate that cuz a lot will get on my boxers...ahhh i hate that ur so fvcked when that happens

**Gra** · 12-31-2005, 07:24 AM

Originally Posted by dimentia

please........... it happens to anybody who has a dick but I'll tell you what's worse than that.

When you sit down to take a shit and you have to piss also and you are on one of those small toilets that are only suitable for small children. When you go to relieve your self and you think your pecker is tucked into the toilet and aiming in the right direction but you somehow manage to piss in between the seat and the toilet bowl right into your pants and underwear that is around your ankles. Has that ever happened to anybody here?

Yeah. It sucks. lol..

**chest6** · 03-29-2006, 11:49 AM

Originally Posted by dimentia

please........... it happens to anybody who has a dick but I'll tell you what's worse than that.

When you sit down to take a shit and you have to piss also and you are on one of those small toilets that are only suitable for small children. When you go to relieve your self and you think your pecker is tucked into the toilet and aiming in the right direction but you somehow manage to piss in between the seat and the toilet bowl right into your pants and underwear that is around your ankles. Has that ever happened to anybody here?

old thread but thats funny..didnt see this the first time. I hate that more than anything. You gotta end up aiming..mann

**Mizfit** · 12-30-2005, 10:22 AM

u have been very Philosophical lately

**dimentia** · 12-30-2005, 11:09 AM

Originally Posted by Mizfit

u have been very Philosophical lately

What are you doing on here Mizfit? Don't you know this is a guys only thread? Do you have a leaky pecker story to share with us?

**Mizfit** · 12-30-2005, 11:12 AM

Originally Posted by dimentia

What are you doing on here Mizfit? Don't you know this is a guys only thread? Do you have a leaky pecker story to share with us?

I'm bored at work.. time to pass

**SwoleCat** · 12-30-2005, 10:35 AM

It burns when i urinate.

~SC~

**956Vette** · 12-30-2005, 11:10 AM

Originally Posted by SwoleCat

It burns when i urinate.

~SC~

**SwoleCat** · 12-30-2005, 11:19 AM

Originally Posted by 956Vette

U Phucker!!!

~SC~

**Smak** · 12-31-2005, 12:54 AM

Originally Posted by SwoleCat

It burns when i urinate.

~SC~

Better get yourself checked out.

Maybe one too many times "South of The Border"

**THE_DOME** · 12-31-2005, 03:03 PM

damn just wipe your dick with some tp, that will take care any left over pee in your urithra.

**stunner5000pt** · 03-30-2006, 07:28 PM

i hate it... i guess tahts why underwear serves the purpose of hiding the pee drops?? Ive tried squeezing out every drop... there s always one or two drops that remain i ahte it

**Chemical King** · 03-29-2006, 11:42 AM

Originally Posted by SwoleCat

It burns when i urinate.

~SC~

When I shake mine theyhave to issue a severe weather warning

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