Is there anything that increases height?

[Freakish]

lol i cant believe this thread has got so many replys ha ha

[double chicken]

Well there is something you can do but it is dangerous if you dont know what your doing. Before I waste my time with all the tedious details of the process I want to be sure you can acquire all the tools necessary:
1) two donkeys (one donkey must weigh approximately 2/3 the weight of the 2nd donkey)
2) a 55' long rope, frayed at both ends.
3) a 5 gallon bucket of vaseline.
4) a midget (not to be confused with a dwarf), preferably with an hornary demeanor.
5) a caulk gun.
6) a family size bucket of fried chicken.
7) and three full grown men one of which has a zz top beard.
Can you acquire these items.

[widowmaker2]

Well there is something you can do but it is dangerous if you dont know what your doing. Before I waste my time with all the tedious details of the process I want to be sure you can acquire all the tools necessary:
1) two donkeys (one donkey must weigh approximately 2/3 the weight of the 2nd donkey)
2) a 55' long rope, frayed at both ends.
3) a 5 gallon bucket of vaseline.
4) a midget (not to be confused with a dwarf), preferably with an hornary demeanor.
5) a caulk gun.
6) a family size bucket of fried chicken.
7) and three full grown men one of which has a zz top beard.
Can you acquire these items.

you never cease to amaze me with the shit you say bro....lmao!!

[skinnykenney]

you never cease to amaze me with the shit you say bro....lmao!!

he has to smoke.LOL!!!!!

[Kale]

Well there is something you can do but it is dangerous if you dont know what your doing. Before I waste my time with all the tedious details of the process I want to be sure you can acquire all the tools necessary:
1) two donkeys (one donkey must weigh approximately 2/3 the weight of the 2nd donkey)
2) a 55' long rope, frayed at both ends.
3) a 5 gallon bucket of vaseline.
4) a midget (not to be confused with a dwarf), preferably with an hornary demeanor.
5) a caulk gun.
6) a family size bucket of fried chicken.
7) and three full grown men one of which has a zz top beard.
Can you acquire these items.

ROTFLMFAO !!!!!

[Older lifter]

worth reading this for the laugh..............

[Parke5]

I laughed in real life.

[0tolerance]

lol i was reading some where u can actually get an operation that makes u taller
only by like i think 5 inches max.
but they break ur bones and put pines in them and every day u twist this thing and pulls the bones apart and new bone forms.. and u just keep going it.. but the girl who got it done was bed ridden for 5 months to get a few inches taller.

[*ANABOLIC SUPERMAN*]

Is this thread still going. Damn....

[bone$]

its easy to get taller..just tie like 5 45 pound plates onto your feet and hang from a tree...jk

[jstraw428]

maybe try some STILTS