Quote Originally Posted by double chicken View Post
Well there is something you can do but it is dangerous if you dont know what your doing. Before I waste my time with all the tedious details of the process I want to be sure you can acquire all the tools necessary:
1) two donkeys (one donkey must weigh approximately 2/3 the weight of the 2nd donkey)
2) a 55' long rope, frayed at both ends.
3) a 5 gallon bucket of vaseline.
4) a midget (not to be confused with a dwarf), preferably with an hornary demeanor.
5) a caulk gun.
6) a family size bucket of fried chicken.
7) and three full grown men one of which has a zz top beard.
Can you acquire these items.
you never cease to amaze me with the shit you say bro....lmao!!