LMFAO of all things why did you say you were in the army?
i mean do chicks fall for that or something?
if so ive gotta stop telling them all im a doctor lol
LMFAO of all things why did you say you were in the army?
i mean do chicks fall for that or something?
if so ive gotta stop telling them all im a doctor lol
Just tell her you are a Green Beret (or whatever the Marine equivalent is) and that everything is secret and you cant talk about that shit. Then go for it !!!!
All I ever had to tell girls is that I have a nice hotel room and a bottle of rum. That is all it usually takess
A jacuzzi does it too
tell her that you liked her so much that you didn;t feel adequate enough telling her what you really did. But you dont want to ruin any chances with her so now you've decided to tell the truth. She'll only respect that. Be yourself, in the end thats all any of us can truly be
hmm wrong time to say things at the moment, with whats going off in the world. All respect to the boys out there this xmas.
Not cool man. There are people overseas putting their life out for your freedom to get laid. Don't shit all over that by being a poser. You shouldn't have to lie to get laid anyway. Real class act you are bro.
Weird that solid-d (op) hasn't replied...he could at least apologize to those who are actually Marines on this forum.
solid-d does not seem to be to solid....
do you know what a BFT is? Maybe you should talk about your fleets TTP's The Marines don't have Squads dumbass. If a Marine finds out your spittin this story your gonna get your ass kicked. TRUST me if your lying, they'll know. The military is a whole different culture if you haven't been there you don't know whats up. I mentioned just a few of the acryonms the military uses there is thousands more. What was your MOS? Really? Wow what was GT score. I could go on and on. You are the type that slips chicks roofies to get laid and feel like a badass afterwards.
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For fvcks sake, calm down fellas, you would think none of you have ever lied to a girl before to make yourself look better than you are.
Tel her:
"I eat concertina wire and piss napalm and I can put a round in a flea’s ass at 300 meters."
I told my wife I'm a Porn Star!
That is ridiculous. Not only have you basically stolen from all of the men and women in uniform and fighting overseas, you are now going to make yourself AND ALL OF THE ARMED FORCES look stupid, because you do not know policy and procedure, etc. so you're basically going to tarnish the reputation and image of the military to a civilian who (I assume) doesn't know better. And you're doing this all for what? Some pvssy. That's pathetic.
I'm in the army (Canadian), and I served in Afghanistan during the summer of 2005. I had to be sent back before my tour was over because I was wounded due to internal hemmhoraging from an explosion.
If you have a decent bone in your body, you will tell this girl you lied to her and want to take it back, because it isn't right for all of the other men and women in uniform.
lol the size u are, they prob thought u were going to beat them over the head with the bottle and rape them in your hotel if they didnt listen
lmfao naa jokes man, ur a beast
^^^ take it easy big boy
thats liek saying if he said he was a politician hes offended every politcian thats ever served
relax, the guy was trying to pick up
no reason to take things outa context and make it look like an attack on people
I have to disagree; this is one of the few threads where I wanted to punch my computer.
Some of us paid the price to serve our country and to have some shitbag come it and attempt to portray himself as something that he is not is extremely disrespectful to all that have signed a blank check to their government hoping it never gets cashed in.
dont be this guy
http://www.sphere.com/nation/article...oud%2F19280604
cant say that i care for people saying they were something they werent though
i think i remember hearing stories like this from ww2 era. normal civilian guys would say they were serving to get laid, and they would. douche bag cowards
Dude, its not a big deal.. I was at a bar and told this older chick I was in the Marines and she was buying me drinks.. No harm done. I have many friends in the Army and respect the services. Il be working with my states sheriffs department in a few months awayway.. Main reason of this post was just to get more info about the marines. Didnt mean to get all your undies in a bunch... Relax... To those that want to hear it, Sorry...
ud been better off saying your a cop then as most chicks dig a guy with power
I really don't think we are the ones that need to relax, I fail to see how you blame us for getting mad. Get our "undies in a bunch...relax"? Then you say your sorry, seriously? I'm sure you will fail as a sheriff as you have in life, your life is to boring and lame to even talk about to a "Chick" in a bar.
If that was an attempt as an apology that was piss poor!!!!
he said he will be working with. not becoming a sheriff.
plenty of people have good reason to feel angry about this.. especially in these times. panties in a bunch? wtf dude seriously, show some respect. they deserve more than that.
why would u lie to her anyways.
LoL you could join the marines but you probably wouldn't even get in. You should of told her you were an astronaut and got it over with. lol
So if he said he was a doctor would that have been offensive to doctors?
I really think this has been blown WAY out of proportion.
Prehaps we should ban films like Platoon and Full Metal Jacket as they portray some soldiers in a bad light. Prehaps we should stop making war films, after all is it not offensive for an actor to pretend to be a soldier?
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Solid-d, you're a Vag. Best thing to do is tell her you lied and then talk-up the Marines and say that's why you try to act like you are one.
Odp - USMC is a department of the Navy. Marines don't hate all sailors, they treat HM's or DT's better then they do their most times
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agree but theirs but i think you guys are taking this to seriously, the guys trying to pick up, so give him a break
although his apology wasnt the best........
well your a moose and mooses cant read
lmfao jokes
anyways as i said to RANA, agree what he did wasnt the best idea but you guys need to relax and not get offended by it, the guy hasnt purposaly tried to offend yous
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Whateva... I was out on the town at a couger bar and these older chicks were all into me and buying me drinks, so I said a BS and told them I was in the Marines. I posted this post to mean no disrespect to our troops , some my dear friends.. Just to talk a game about nothing...
Im not too fat the run 8 mile course.. Guess my BF, Im prob less then you bro....
OKay, let me rewite this post.............
Can someone tell me info about the marines, what there stations are like, what it takes to be a marine.. Ect...
I have never lied to a girl about my profession before. When I had no job I flat out told them that I sit around and smoke weed all day. Next think you know, we are in my Saturn in the parking lot smoking all night before I took her home and did what kids do.
The only way that I would have kinda lied is that I denied being in the military a few times. That way I wouldn't get kicked out of a few bars.
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