I Need Help from some Criminal Masterminds

[Bossman]

OFF TOPIC:

i would like just one time, for judge judy, to get the holy dog shit slapped right out of her face. JUST ONE TIME... when she starts in with that stupid "ohh how i'm smarter than you" rhetoric. Some skanky ho just break by the bailiff and clock the old bitch....
now i'd pay Tai top dollar to do that.

Put a layer of vaseline on her windsheild wipers... so that when she turns them on, it just smears it all over and she can't see shit....

LOL, seems people love her or hate her. I have to admit, I love the show. I like seeing her give shit to most of the stupid defendants on the stand.

I remember one show that had several black woman suing for a fight they had been in at a night club at 3am. Judge questioned them and they had about 6 kids between them. She said, "what are you doing at the club? You should be home taking care of all your illegitimate children." Not one kid had a father figure amongst them. They were all MIA.

[TheArtist]

She is smarter than most of the scumbags that come on her show. 90% of the cases on court tv are either ghetto or trailer trash.

i'm not denying she's smarter... she just comes outta nowhere with that bitch attitude. i've watched the show several times (just hoping that someone would assassinate her)... but c'mon, they do sometimes deserve respect, and shouldn't be treated like an idiot. I guess it's just me... i can't let anyone talk down to me.

I suppose the fact IS, it's tv, and she needs ratings....

but she's still a fvcking asshole.

[stack_it]

According to snopes this actually isnt the case with sugar. It doesnt caramelize like the rumor says.

I sold used cars in the ghetto for six years and we lost countless cars from people putting sugar in the tank. I don't believe caramelization is what does it. If it stays in it's regular form it would easily scratch cylinder heads and clog injectors. The reason it's so dangeous is because every little bump or curve gets it all mixed up in the tank again and picked up by the pump

[stevey_6t9]

I sold used cars in the ghetto for six years and we lost countless cars from people putting sugar in the tank. I don't believe caramelization is what does it. If it stays in it's regular form it would easily scratch cylinder heads and clog injectors. The reason it's so dangeous is because every little bump or curve gets it all mixed up in the tank again and picked up by the pump

defiently sugar in the tank.

crobar the fuel lid and pour about 1kg of sugar in the fuel tank and its ****ed for life.

[ferocious bubble]

OK so heres the sum of it.. there is this nutjob bitch.. who drives a stang and drives it like a wild nut.. litterally ran me off the road into the shoulder and almost off a bridge trying to get around me.. also on another occasion cut my gf off on her way to work and almost clipped her.. and another buddy of mine has seen her around town driving like an idiot..

i found out where she works.. its 6 to 6 night shift and i can easily get access to the company parking lot.. there are a few cameras but nothing an umbrella cant help with since they are only 2 and security is low in the area..
but i need ideas and i can park outside the camera range.. walk up w/ an umbrella and bend over tie shoes n' do something to car.. but..


i need ideas of something Quick and Easy to do that can have devastating effects on a car..

I've read alot of the crap above and some of it is good but if you want a easy cheap way to completely fvck her car up put moth balls inside the gas tank.

Make sure you wear a hat 3 shirts lots of socks grow a beard and wear baggy pants with sunglasses.

~bubble~

[yerrr]

bleach...done it...ruins the car lol

[Implement]

Pour a gallon of water in the tank. Use a funnel to be efficient. Take a center punch to every window on the car. Shatter every one of them. Run like hell, in your dark clothed, ski mask-wearing, *******iness, to your own car, at least a block away. Touch nothing, including the water jug and funnel, without gloves on. So, clean all prints off of them, before exiting your vehicle, on the way to where hers is parked.

[Implement]

******* is a bad word?

[Shinalynn]

I really like all of the ideas. There poses to be two problems.
1. Most people have a gas tank that locks.
2. Committing a criminal act at a place of work is just dumb. The chances of getting caught are higher.

I am thinking...follow her back to her place (stalkerish I know) and have it to do with something there. Like send a lil note, that says something like " this is where you work, this is what you drive, it would be in your best interests to show a little courtesy on the road bc you never know what kind of phyco you piss off. Have a nice day."
Of course you would leave it as a note on the windshield of her car. Maybe with a lil pic of her at work or some shit like that.

Just a thought from my criminal mind.

[Shinalynn]

Oh and there is nothing criminal there. No harassment bc there was no threat. No crime, bc there was no real act.

[peachfuzz]

it's easy bro, file a criminal assault ... assault with a deadly weapon, she'll have to appear in court no matter what.. have a video and send it to her insurance company..

way too manyt things..

only worthy suggestion i have come across.

1. dont mess with peoples property.
2. your just as likely to cause as much problems for yourself as for her

[androbolic_09]

Switch her license plate with another. With her driving style, it sounds like she'll get a traffic violation stop pretty soon. Plate swap would put her in DEEP shit. and it dont take long to switch plates...

[lovbyts]

ooooooooo

Brake fluid disolves car paint real well..... put some in a squirt bottle and have at it.....

~Haz~

We think alike. I was looking to see if anyone else had though of that yet OR just buy some paint stripper, jell or liquick and squirt it as you pass buy. Looks like nothing and you dont have look obvious.

Get the plastic bottle you can just squirt it as you walk buy.

Also it was me I would just let the bitch hit me and sew her. Keep you cell phone, or camera where you/passenger or have it mounted in front running so it can easily record everything.

NEVER prove someone hit you due to road rage or similar. Most insurance companies have clause that if the insured hits someone on purpose they dont have to pay out or they are not responsible for the person. Make it obvious she is just stupid.

[calgarian]

OK so heres the sum of it.. there is this nutjob bitch.. who drives a stang and drives it like a wild nut.. litterally ran me off the road into the shoulder and almost off a bridge trying to get around me.. also on another occasion cut my gf off on her way to work and almost clipped her.. and another buddy of mine has seen her around town driving like an idiot..

i found out where she works.. its 6 to 6 night shift and i can easily get access to the company parking lot.. there are a few cameras but nothing an umbrella cant help with since they are only 2 and security is low in the area..
but i need ideas and i can park outside the camera range.. walk up w/ an umbrella and bend over tie shoes n' do something to car.. but..


i need ideas of something Quick and Easy to do that can have devastating effects on a car..

stick a Banana in her exhaust and i didnt mean ur Banana a real one make sure that its deep inside I would stick 2 in there.....no exhaust coming out nothing burning and she is a cold turkey.
I would handle it differently but its just me. If someone already suggested it then do it I am not reading the whole thread.

[Hazard]

I really like all of the ideas. There poses to be two problems.
1. Most people have a gas tank that locks.
2. Committing a criminal act at a place of work is just dumb. The chances of getting caught are higher.

I am thinking...follow her back to her place (stalkerish I know) and have it to do with something there. Like send a lil note, that says something like " this is where you work, this is what you drive, it would be in your best interests to show a little courtesy on the road bc you never know what kind of phyco you piss off. Have a nice day."
Of course you would leave it as a note on the windshield of her car. Maybe with a lil pic of her at work or some shit like that.

Just a thought from my criminal mind.

I like this idea too LOL.....

Oh and for the record..... her mustang doesn't have a locking tank door

~Haz~

[Bossman]

stick a Banana in her exhaust and i didnt mean ur Banana a real one make sure that its deep inside I would stick 2 in there.....no exhaust coming out nothing burning and she is a cold turkey.
I would handle it differently but its just me. If someone already suggested it then do it I am not reading the whole thread.

When I was 16 I was pulled over and got a "repair and report" citation for a loud exhaust. I had no money. So, I poked a hole in a potato and stuck it in the exhaust just before going into the police dept to have someone inspect my car. Cop came out, I started it up and it was nice and quiet. He wrote off the repair and report and when I started the car to leave I blew baked potato all over the parking lot.

[Hazard]

When I was 16 I was pulled over and got a "repair and report" citation for a loud exhaust. I had no money. So, I poked a hole in a potato and stuck it in the exhaust just before going into the police dept to have someone inspect my car. Cop came out, I started it up and it was nice and quiet. He wrote off the repair and report and when I started the car to leave I blew baked potato all over the parking lot.

LMFAO!

~Haz~

[Mooseman33]

forget the bb gun..
take a spark plug, smash it into pieces...any little piece will shatter any car window. will just spider that bitch..takes 2 seconds and u wont have gun on u in case u get stopped..

do that with putting shit in her gas tank, fvk this bitch...

all of it will take u less then a minute...

[RoadToRecovery]

I really like all of the ideas. There poses to be two problems.
1. Most people have a gas tank that locks.
2. Committing a criminal act at a place of work is just dumb. The chances of getting caught are higher.

I am thinking...follow her back to her place (stalkerish I know) and have it to do with something there. Like send a lil note, that says something like " this is where you work, this is what you drive, it would be in your best interests to show a little courtesy on the road bc you never know what kind of phyco you piss off. Have a nice day."
Of course you would leave it as a note on the windshield of her car. Maybe with a lil pic of her at work or some shit like that.

Just a thought from my criminal mind.

If it were me I would think that one of my friends were ****ing with me. Commiting an act on someones actual property is even worse. Its public property and if caught would be written off as vandalism depending on the amount of damage done. At home its a slew of major offenses.

Also there arent many fords if any with a locking gas tank. Many cars today have the lever under the seat but the door is easy to pry open.

[calgarian]

forget the bb gun..
take a spark plug, smash it into pieces...any little piece will shatter any car window. will just spider that bitch..takes 2 seconds and u wont have gun on u in case u get stopped..

do that with putting shit in her gas tank, fvk this bitch...

all of it will take u less then a minute...

More explanation I am confused...

[RoadToRecovery]

forget the bb gun..
take a spark plug, smash it into pieces...any little piece will shatter any car window. will just spider that bitch..takes 2 seconds and u wont have gun on u in case u get stopped..

do that with putting shit in her gas tank, fvk this bitch...

all of it will take u less then a minute...

Nononono.... dont throw anything if you plan on breaking windows. A simple center punch is the best if you want to break glass. Inconspicuous and quick and you wont have to worry about drawing attention from pitching ceramic at a car. (The shattering glass will though)

[calgarian]

instead of breaking her stuff make her engine disble....dont u think its a little better?

U can call cops if someone is driving car like crazy one of the guy called cops on my neighbour cause he did 180 on his tricked out BMW and he got a ticket.

[RoadToRecovery]

instead of breaking her stuff make her engine disble....dont u think its a little better?

U can call cops if someone is driving car like crazy one of the guy called cops on my neighbour cause he did 180 on his tricked out BMW and he got a ticket.

That would never fly here in US. In fact, if the ticketing officer is not the one that initially witnessed it and he was radioed to stop you... the ticket is extremely fightable. No ticket given due to a witnesses complaint will ever hold here.

[RoadToRecovery]

Or you can simply get a crew of guys and flip the car. 5 dudes can easily flip a mustang.

[Mooseman33]

Nononono.... dont throw anything if you plan on breaking windows. A simple center punch is the best if you want to break glass. Inconspicuous and quick and you wont have to worry about drawing attention from pitching ceramic at a car. (The shattering glass will though)

the window will just spider, it wont crumble..

this way when she comes out to her car to leave, all the windows will be spidered....

and im talking about throwing a piece the size of a penny, if not smaller...

[RoadToRecovery]

the window will just spider, it wont crumble..

this way when she comes out to her car to leave, all the windows will be spidered....

and im talking about throwing a piece the size of a penny, if not smaller...

I know but its gotta be thrown. Center punch in the right spot will spider the whole thing with out shattering.

[Bossman]

Lots of radical suggestions on here. Part of the satisfaction of payback is making sure the victim knows why they're suffering the payback. Of course you don't want them to know who paid them back or you may be the next victim. Make sure you leave some kind of note that explains why.

I had a guy pull out in front of me and when I honked he flipped me off. Ends up he pulled into the same gas station as me, but parked out back with the other employees. I filled my tank, pulled around back next to his car, rolled down my window and scratched "asshole" in his drivers side door. Made me feel better, but I should have left a note.....I would have felt even better had I did.

[Nooomoto]

Find out if she has a bf or husband...**** him up and tell him to get his bitch in check or you'll come back.

[tripmachine]

hahah dood.... i have been in your shoes many times... but it's seriously best to just let it go and forget about it. Doing something will more than likely only cause you unwanted trouble and drama for yourself..... just let it go man

[Hazard]

hahah dood.... i have been in your shoes many times... but it's seriously best to just let it go and forget about it. Doing something will more than likely only cause you unwanted trouble and drama for yourself..... just let it go man

~Haz~

[TheArtist]

I like this idea too LOL.....

Oh and for the record..... her mustang doesn't have a locking tank door

~Haz~

you can buy them aftermarket, i have one on my 2000 sierra..... but yeah, i'd be willing to bet she doesn't give a shit about a locking gas cap.

[dec11]

call the A-Team

[baynethebluepit]

If it's a nice stang then the tires are expensive and rims witch can be ruined with brake cleaner, it take off the clear coat. there's always the key job and leave a note saying that it will happen again if the asshole driving continues, and you know where they live. That way no direct threats of violence,and if you want you can put nails at 45 degree angles up at the tire and when she goes to back out or pull forward the nails will slip right in and theres no slashing involved and if you get caught or have to answer why your there your just addmiring the car you used to own one.

[dangerous dan]

I know but its gotta be thrown. Center punch in the right spot will spider the whole thing with out shattering.

spark plugs are silent

[baynethebluepit]

How you gonna get under the hood.

[Mooseman33]

under the hood for what?

we are talking about throwing spark plugs...

[dangerous dan]

How you gonna get under the hood.

if thats the reply to me, i wasnt saying get the spark plug from the car...i ment go buy 1, smash it into small peices. chuck it at a window...as moose said..it will just spider the window, and leave a little hole..more or less silent

[baynethebluepit]

Got ya, just thaugh of another. BB gun with pellets. then you could be out of the camera view and just pick away at the whole car. They migh even go through the tires if its a powerful enuff air rifle with a nice scope, god knows I was good at firing those as a kid.

[baynethebluepit]

LOL, seems people love her or hate her. I have to admit, I love the show. I like seeing her give shit to most of the stupid defendants on the stand.

I remember one show that had several black woman suing for a fight they had been in at a night club at 3am. Judge questioned them and they had about 6 kids between them. She said, "what are you doing at the club? You should be home taking care of all your illegitimate children." Not one kid had a father figure amongst them. They were all MIA.

I'm surprised that old crow is still on tv, shit jerry springer is to, what's the world coming too?

[taiboxa]

if thats the reply to me, i wasnt saying get the spark plug from the car...i ment go buy 1, smash it into small peices. chuck it at a window...as moose said..it will just spider the window, and leave a little hole..more or less silent

ninja rocks

been there done that