The Wish List.

[jasc]

Granted, but every time you wish, you get sodomized..........

I wish the TV show Knight Rider would come back

Granted* But Kit is now a Smart car and the Hoff has been replaced by Rosie O'Donnel

I wish you could buy AAS at Walmart

[Shsm]

Granted* But Kit is now a Smart car and the Hoff has been replaced by Rosie O'Donnel

I wish you could buy AAS at Walmart

Granted, but they only sell Equipoise.

I wish Jennifer Lopez was sitting on my lap right now

[jasc]

Granted, but now all prostitutes are 6' / 400 lbs

I wish I could see the look on your face when you order up an escort & one these big mama's shows up at your door

Granted* But you are now taggin it with me

I wish I could teleport

[canesfan804]

Granted but now all your cpu will do is post on FB with Dan.

I wish chicks wanted me for more than my penis.

[bigZthedestroyer]

Granted but now all your cpu will do is post on FB with Dan.

I wish chicks wanted me for more than my penis.

Your wish has been granted! Not only do they love you for your penis, they now also love you for your vagina! Congrats HERM.

I wish I had an ironman suit.

[The Bear 79]

Your wish has been granted! Not only do they love you for your penis, they now also love you for your vagina! Congrats HERM.

I wish I had an ironman suit.

Granted, but your suit is actually a kindergartners pajamas.

I wish I could be there when you try to fly off in you "iron man suit"

[GirlyGymRat]

Granted, but your suit is actually a kindergartners pajamas.

I wish I could be there when you try to fly off in you "iron man suit"

Not sure if I am doing this right, but here goes.

Granted. But the bears iron man suit is fueled with by product of consuming liquid eggs( and i read that smells just awful in the nutritional forum).

I wish the genie would grant me 3 wishes.

[Soar]

Not sure if I am doing this right, but here goes.

Granted. But the bears iron man suit is fueled with by product of consuming liquid eggs( and i read that smells just awful in the nutritional forum).

I wish the genie would grant me 3 wishes.

Granted but the genie doesn't speak English, chances are things will get lost in translation.

I wish I was immune to the common cold...

[The Bear 79]

Not sure if I am doing this right, but here goes.

Granted. But the bears iron man suit is fueled with by product of consuming liquid eggs( and i read that smells just awful in the nutritional forum).

I wish the genie would grant me 3 wishes.

Granted, but in trade, YOU are the new genie.


I wish I could find Girly's magic lamp........

[jasc]

Granted but the genie doesn't speak English, chances are things will get lost in translation.

I wish I was immune to the common cold...

Granted* But you are now 10 times more likely to get the flu

I wish I was a landwhale so I could ride a scooter.

[Soar]

Granted* But you are now 10 times more likely to get the flu

I wish I was a landwhale so I could ride a scooter.

Lmao

Granted but now you can't reach the pop fountain!

I wish this forum had more women

[jasc]

Lmao

Granted but now you can't reach the pop fountain!

I wish this forum had more women

lol

Granted* Rosanne, Ellen, and Rosie O'Donnel have now just signed up

I wish I had a Lambourghini

[Soar]

lol

Granted* Rosanne, Ellen, and Rosie O'Donnel have now just signed up

I wish I had a Lambourghini

Granted, it just had a fresh Vtec conversion! Lol

I wish Civics didnt exist

[jasc]

Granted, it just had a fresh Vtec conversion! Lol

I wish Civics didnt exist

lmao

Granted* Civics have now been replaced by a new Smart car/Prius hybrid

I wish all women were hot

[Soar]

lmao

Granted* Civics have now been replaced by a new Smart car/Prius hybrid

I wish all women were hot

Lmao... Off topic.. "If a Prius drifts is it called the Electric Slide?" Lmao

[Soar]

lmao

Granted* Civics have now been replaced by a new Smart car/Prius hybrid

I wish all women were hot

Granted, the hard part was making an oven large enough.

I wish I owned my own airplane!

[GirlyGymRat]

lmao

Granted* Civics have now been replaced by a new Smart car/Prius hybrid

I wish all women were hot

Wait what. All women are not hot?!?!?!

Granted. But they are all lesbian.

I wish chocolate didn't have any calories.

[jasc]

Lmao... Off topic.. "If a Prius drifts is it called the Electric Slide?" Lmao

rofl.. this had me crackin up!

[jasc]

Granted, the hard part was making an oven large enough.

I wish I owned my own airplane!

Granted* You now have your very own paper airplane

I wish money grew on trees

[jasc]

Wait what. All women are not hot?!?!?!

Granted. But they are all lesbian.

I wish chocolate didn't have any calories.

Have you never been to Walmart?

Well played

Granted* But now chocolate tastes like dry chicken

I wish rap music died back in the late 90's

[Soar]

Have you never been to Walmart?

Well played

Granted* But now chocolate tastes like dry chicken

I wish rap music died back in the late 90's

Granted, now 50 Cent is on the country top 10!

I wish McHammer became president of the USA

[ElDude]

Granted* But AAS now stands for Anal Annihilation Service

I wish I could travel in to space

[ElDude]

Granted* Now this country is even more bankrupt then it is now

I wish fast food restaurants were the healthiest places to eat

[jasc]

Granted, now 50 Cent is on the country top 10!

I wish McHammer became president of the USA

Granted* Now suits are replaced by Hammer pants and Vanilla Ice is the VP. (Epic!)

I wish Lindsey Lohan wasn't a walking std

[Soar]

Granted* Now suits are replaced by Hammer pants and Vanilla Ice is the VP. (Epic!)

I wish Lindsey Lohan wasn't a walking std

Granted, she's now teamed with the Olson twins selling girl guide cookies

I wish people knew the difference between loose and lose....

[jasc]

Granted* Now this country is even more bankrupt then it is now

I wish fast food restaurants were the healthiest places to eat

Granted* Now fast food joints only serve fat people.

I wish all hot women were required to wear booty shorts year round

[The Bear 79]

Granted* Now fast food joints only serve fat people.

I wish all hot women were required to wear booty shorts year round

Granted, but you've gone blind & can't enjoy "the view".


I wish the TV show "The View" would detonate by way of 20 lbs of C4 on live television.

[BengalWoman]

I wish I had another kitty.

[Vettester]

I wish I had another kitty.

Granted ... She will be ready for pickup next Thursday


Now it's me wishing for the kitty And Jasc, don't put me back in that cat suit!

[jasc]

I wish I had another kitty.

Granted* Vettester has now turned in to a big kitten

I wish the lovers above would stop derailing this thread.

[Vettester]

Granted! GGR has been married off to a polygamist family in Utah, and her sister wives don't allow the Internet.

I wish I could get rid of this cat outfit that someone put on me! And why the hell am I purring?

[The Bear 79]

Granted! GGR has been married off to a polygamist family in Utah, and her sister wives don't allow the Internet.

I wish I could get rid of this cat outfit that someone put on me! And why the hell am I purring?

Granted, but you are now condemned to a rabbit suit & it's "wabbit season"..........

I wish I had an Elmer Fud costume.........

[jasc]

Granted ... She will be ready for pickup next Thursday

Now it's me wishing for the kitty And Jasc, don't put me back in that cat suit!

lol deal

Granted* But now BengalWoman has to wear the cat suit. Btw, that cat looks awesome! What type is he/she? Looks exotic.

I wish it was the weekend already

[BUTTERYGOODNESS]

lol deal

Granted* But now BengalWoman has to wear the cat suit. Btw, that cat looks awesome! What type is he/she? Looks exotic.

I wish it was the weekend already

Granted but you have to work all weekend.

I wish I could find a better job.

[Vettester]

l Btw, that cat looks awesome! What type is he/she? Looks exotic.

She's a pure bred Bengal (we have 2 others).

[jasc]

Granted but you have to work all weekend.

I wish I could find a better job.

Granted* You have just replaced me. Enjoy working this weekend. lol

I wish rude ass people would respect others property and stop slamming their car door in to mine!

[BUTTERYGOODNESS]

Granted* You have just replaced me. Enjoy working this weekend. lol

I wish rude ass people would respect others property and stop slamming their car door in to mine!

Lmao granted but now you have no car.

I wish I had a bigger bank account

[The Bear 79]

Lmao granted but now you have no car.

I wish I had a bigger bank account

Granted, but Obama has turned the world into a socialist cesspool & you have to share ALL your money with the whole world.


I wish "your mamma" jokes would make a comeback.

[jasc]

She's a pure bred Bengal (we have 2 others).

Very cool.. I just googled em. Looks like you guys are gonna have your hands full

[jasc]

Granted, but Obama has turned the world into a socialist cesspool & you have to share ALL your money with the whole world.

I wish "your mamma" jokes would make a comeback.

Granted* You have now turned in to Nick Cannon and will be hosting a new season of Yo Mama.

I wish I had a New York pizza right about now.