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    How can anyone not love a dancing banana? Not possible.
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    Quote Originally Posted by austinite View Post
    How can anyone not love a dancing banana? Not possible.
    Dancing banana .gif doohickey "liked".
    There are 3 loves in my life: my wife, my English mastiffs, and my weightlifting....Man, my wife gets really pissed when I get the 3 confused...
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    yay
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    Where are all the fat asses today?

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    Quote Originally Posted by bikeral View Post
    Where are all the fat asses today?
    McDonald's

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    Grabbed the wrong melatonin bottle. Yeah... regular pills don't dissolve under the tongue and taste like doodoo.
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    Quote Originally Posted by austinite View Post
    Grabbed the wrong melatonin bottle. Yeah... regular pills don't dissolve under the tongue and taste like doodoo.
    Ugggghhhhhh.....yeah, about that. Had a similar experience with a capsule of Valerian once. No bueno.
    There are 3 loves in my life: my wife, my English mastiffs, and my weightlifting....Man, my wife gets really pissed when I get the 3 confused...
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    I've come very close many times, but have never taken the wrong thing.

    I just made a tasty arginine/citrulline/ornithine/glutamine/orange juice cocktail. with an appetizer of aromasin/prami.. my taste buds are soooo happy..

    Still need to down some melatonin/liver detox.

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    Quote Originally Posted by austinite View Post
    How can anyone not love a dancing banana? Not possible.
    I've danced with a few bananas in my time.

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    Mounin' you dancing banana mounting monsters (inspired by DSM - thank you, these are hard to come up with sometimes)

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    Quote Originally Posted by austinite View Post




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    got school tomorrow morning, hydroponics 101

    then probably end up at the beach, gonna be a warm one

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    night homie gees

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    Quote Originally Posted by kronik420
    got school tomorrow morning, hydroponics 101 then probably end up at the beach, gonna be a warm one
    Jelly..

    Have fun kron. Get some sleep!

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    Quote Originally Posted by -Ender- View Post
    Slutty, just like I like them.

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    Morning MFers

    Fvcking busy morning

    People won't let me whore

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    Fvcking mistress has been texting me since 5:30AM straight through 60 mins of cardio bla bla bla

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    Moning!!!!!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by austinite View Post
    Moning!!!!!!
    Fvcking Aust, whats up there pal?

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    morning you melon maulers!

    have a full plate at work myself biker

    i hate being cold!

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    Just had a $5300 bounced check come back into my bank account- bastard has my "wares" . Great way to start the day !


    Morning Biotches -

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    Busy as hell too. Everything is on rush mode due to the holiday

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bedford
    Just had a $5300 bounced check come back into my bank account- bastard has my "wares" . Great way to start the day ! Morning Biotches -
    Ooh that's no good Bedford. Hope you work that out quickly.

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    ouch bedford!

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    It's taken care of - this fvckers bank sent it back because I signed the check instead of stamping it. Never had something like that happen before .

    Back to looking at ass -


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    Quote Originally Posted by 00ragincajun00 View Post
    morning you melon maulers!

    have a full plate at work myself biker

    i hate being cold!
    Morning RC. how you feeling pal?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bedford View Post
    Just had a $5300 bounced check come back into my bank account- bastard has my "wares" . Great way to start the day !


    Morning Biotches -
    Hunt em down and shoot the biatch.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Igifuno View Post
    Busy as hell too. Everything is on rush mode due to the holiday
    Morning Igi. How goes it? Did you hear from Duk?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bedford View Post
    It's taken care of - this fvckers bank sent it back because I signed the check instead of stamping it. Never had something like that happen before .

    Back to looking at ass -

    YES, Nice ass, nice shake, nice tattoos.

    BikerAL approves this ass.

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    More gifs

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    Is it Alsday eve today?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bedford
    . Back to looking at ass -
    Good man..

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