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Do you know what I mountie gumm drop is?

[Schmidty]

a mountie gum drop is a old drop/puddle of jizz

[Schmidty]

Do you know what a russian pop sickel is?

[Schmidty]

Its when you take a shit on a plate , then freeze it, then shove it up a girls ass.

[Schmidty]

it is much like a poop trance-plant

[Schmidty]

Do you know what Munging is?

[Schmidty]

It is when you and one of you heavy buddys break into a morge and you get a dead chick, you put your mouth next to her pussy and your heavy buddy jumps on her belly causing tons of dead pussy mush to come shooting out and you catch it with your mouth.

[Schmidty]

Do you know what the pirate is?

[RuhlFreak55]

hmmmm pirate....nope......

[Schmidty]

Itds when you shiit a wad of cum in a girls eye and kick her in the shin. she will jump up and down on one leg and holding one of her eyes screeming ARG ARG

[Schmidty]

Gime a second I know a ton of them

[Schmidty]

I think I got one hold on

[Schmidty]

I cant remember the hole thing

[Schmidty]

it ends up as you bang a girl from behind and ride her down the stairs while your having sex

[Schmidty]

that reminds me I picked up my gf anal beads for valintines day

[Schmidty]

Im sure shes gona love them, i just gots go buy some lube ASAP

[Schmidty]

I feel like im talkin to myselfe again

[Schmidty]

ectomorph, m1chael YOU GUYS SUCK

[Schmidty]

Mrbaseball I bet you really like football n hockey ay maybe a lil golf

[Schmidty]

somebody say something

[Schmidty]

This thred has 21 guests right now. WO ARE ALL OF YOU!

[Schmidty]

I forgot about that h in front of wo

[Schmidty]

I hate scrabble

[Schmidty]

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[Schmidty]

All by myself. Once again

[Schmidty]

No whore can keep up wit hmy whoreing skills

[Schmidty]

I got alot a posts today

[Schmidty]

alot of whore posts

[Schmidty]

alot of whore posts

[Schmidty]

I want the whole next page to be all me

[Schmidty]

A+ is what I got on my whore test today

[Schmidty]

ooooooooohhhhhhhhhhhhhhh thunder cats

[Schmidty]

I got something to say

[Schmidty]

I killed your baby today

[Schmidty]

and it doesnt matter much to me as long as its dead

[Schmidty]

OOOOOOLovely death waitng for your breath, come sweet death one last caress

[Schmidty]

And I got something to say, I raped your mother today

[Schmidty]

and it doesnt matter much to me as long as shes spread

[Schmidty]

OOOOOOOOlovely death waiting for your breath come sweet death one last caress

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