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  1. 03-09-2007, 12:40 PM #113841
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    yeah thats all BS jdm
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    People today are being f*cking idiots
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    why jdm, why?
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    yo 23 viewing NO MOTHER****ING WHORING.

    WEAK EFFORT WHORES----WEAK EFFORT
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    Quote Originally Posted by JDMSilviaSpecR
    Now my ass itches, I should get someone to scratch it for me
    maybe ur getting gyno on your ass
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    yeah like that guy who had a "clitorus" forming (his spelling)
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    i love sweet potatoes
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    i have ruined two lots of pasta today by walking off while its cooking and forgetting about it
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    at this point.......everything is tasteless...... bland ass diet pre-competition food mother effer son of a
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    Quote Originally Posted by Snrfmaster
    i have ruined two lots of pasta today by walking off while its cooking and forgetting about it

    i do the same w egg whites...... then i smell something burning....& just shake my head like a retard......
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    37p boiled away to mush.

    i cant eat for the next week now
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    hey snrf..... check this out --- I'm actually gunna go to the gym now-- you should try it sometime
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    Quote Originally Posted by getnjakked
    hey snrf..... check this out --- I'm actually gunna go to the gym now-- you should try it sometime
    yeah im gonna join a gym next month
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    I just saw my truck, I will have it by next Friday..................... They are putting the half fenders on along with some nice 6" reverse lights, a tool box and a cb radio so I can find out where all the road blocks are...
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    Wait until it's all polished and cleaned up, it's gonna GLEAM.
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    tidy...keep away from them scummy coppers
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    Quote Originally Posted by Snrfmaster
    tidy...keep away from them scummy coppers
    Whats a scummy copper?
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    Rice is making me feel bloated
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    Chicken went down nice but I think the extra cup of rice was a little too much
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    scummy copper = damned police officer
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    this shit made me laugh, i just joined the facebook group

    "Why taco bell might be better than sex"

    - All of the tacos at taco bell taste good, unlike some other kind of 'tacos' you might encounter
    - Waste case scenario: Diarrhea, not gonorhea
    - Only in taco bell can it be heard "this white shit tastes awesome"
    - Baja Blast just sounds a hell of a lot better than any other kind of 'blast'
    - When you're done requesting what you'd like, they repeat it back to you to make sure they didn;t hear anytthing wrong and accidently turn quickly in an awkward position
    - Teeth are a welcome commodity
    - As opposed to one lousy orgasm (dudes) we can have numerous , cheezy riffic , guacomole satisfying chalupagasms all night long...in our mouth..
    - Tacos are either hard or soft...there is no middleground..no embarassing moments
    - Tacos taste and smell good.


    Why sex might be better:

    - Drunken sex = -1,000 calories. Drunken taco bell = approx. 34,564 calories.
    - You don't have to spend money. (exceptions to those who cant get laid)
    - Instead of driving anywhere, you can eat out from the comfort of your own home.
    - Drunk and horny and taco bell leads to nowhere, especially when it coems to safe sex. Stay at home and drunkenly bone, where there are always safe-sex methods, like plastic wrap... you goddamn lush.
    - Seconds and thirds don't cost money

    How they are alike:

    - A shortage of taco bell leaves you feeling blue, while a shortage of sex could make your balls blue.
    - Depending on experience, sessions may last from 3 minutes to 4 hours, depending on level of drunkeness.
    - All Taco Bell's always have those "slippery when wet" signs up. you know where im going with this one.
    - You know those little turny knobby things were you put the quarter in? Well depending which little hole you hit, the prize may be huge or small.....
    - Both require holes for enjoyment.
    - Both have accesories for enhanced enjoyment.
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    I guess I could whore alone..
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    we dont get tacobel in england...thats probably why i lost 50 pounds when i left
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    I was at a local thai joint for lunch, and the most f*cking annoying chick wouldn't shut her trap about her job and herself. I was sitting close to the front, next to the owner, and she randomly walks up and opens that slutty mouth of hers and didn't shut up until I left
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    And when I left, I was stuck at a light about half a mile down and the whore is right next to me at a stop light, caking on her makeup
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    And what f*cking made me almost gag my lunch was when the skank blew a little kiss at me
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    I'm getting pissed just thinking about it
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    oh thats what that means. i guess chest doesnt love me anymore
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    UCLA got knocked off the Pac10 Tourney by Cal...what a joke
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    Didn't hit 2k like I wanted to, I guess I'll have to go for it after my workout
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