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When you get a panicky feeling in the pit of your stomach after glancing at the clock and realizing that you were supposed to start eating 10 minutes ago.
When two full shelves in your pantry are devoted to protein powder.
When you always have to be shirtless in front of the mirror after the workout. (Hey, I'm just washing my hands. Really!)
Banned
I am a butcherOriginally Posted by novastepp
BLACK MARKET BUILT
here a few more from my old thread
http://forums.steroid.com/showthread.php?t=329197
Anabolic Member
When you are over 30 but get an erection from putting your seat belt on.
Junior Member
When being on the phone with anyone makes you think "instead of being on this call I could be training"
Made Up Of Wires
NO SHIT I can't stand my girlfriend blabbing on the phone... STFU I should be making food or posing or doing abs or lifting or doing cardio or...
Anabolic Member
- When people ask you "my my, have you lost weight?" and you take that as the worst insult possible
- When you take one stupid item as an excuse to spend more than 20 minutes in a clothing store's changing room admiring yourself.
- when you actually look forward to taking a dump at exactly 7:34 am every morning...that flat hollow feeling after you purge has gotta feel great!
- When you order two entrees at a restaurant just to get a whole chicken breast... the sides could go into the garbage uneaten for all you care!
- When you refuse to take your girlfriend for any movie over 2 hrs long because it'll mess up your "schedule"
- When you make all buying decisions based on "how much gear could I get for that same amount I'm about to blow on a **insert luxury item here**"
- When being able to customize your title (after 3000 posts) on this forum is more important than a job promotion
Banned
When people ask you "my my, have you lost weight?" and you take that as the worst insult possible...OMG you to? I thought I was the only one
Associate Member
You know you are a bodybuilder when you catch the smell of rubbing alcohol and instantly look forward to your next injection
When your friends call you and ask you about what day it is and you have to consiously keep from saying "It's injection day!"
Hmm maybe I'm just wierd.....lol
Made Up Of Wires
LOL
Whats even funnier is when you lose 20 lbs of fat and people say "Man you're getting huge! How much weight have you gained?"
Made Up Of Wires
When you have a large drawer in your kitchen dedicated to tupperware containers, and another one only for shaker cups and lids.
When it takes you an hour to pack up your food, supplements, and vitamins to leave for the weekend.
Member
When you "F" Kitchen looks like this !! come on...
Knowledgeable Member
When you buy Muscle Mage for the article and visitors think that you bought for the girls in thongs and bras....on the passenger floorboard of your car there is a can opener, 2 bottles of water, a bag of 2 scoops of protein, and a bag of 1/4 cup peanuts.
Keep em coming!
Have You Picked a Fight Lately?
"FREAK" is no longer an insult... it's a ****ing GOAL!!!
Test Is Best!
When u carry a book bag w/u every were4 full of food and the everyday supps. When u carry a packet of tuna in ur pocket at everyparty and bar u go into. When u sneak chicken n2a bar. When u leave a party because the timer went off on ur phone and u only have a half hour to get to the fridge... When kids flex at u and ur gf and scream protien at the grocceri store.
Member
LOL my fiance is always busting my balls over that
but i'm like, seriously, i wanna read the actual content of the magazine... not look at the girls.
but she always gives me this...
Test Is Best!
give her a nasty paper cut w/the magazine... See what shes gota say about thatLOL my fiance is always busting my balls over that
but i'm like, seriously, i wanna read the actual content of the magazine... not look at the girls.
but she always gives me this...
Member
In light of my newest thread...
http://forums.steroid.com/showthread.php?t=340825
Senior Member
My Boss told me this one earlier today.......
"when your thighs are numb from scar tissue and no longer use vibrate on your cell phone."
Associate Member
dude i totally agree!!!!
Associate Member
When you're absolutely huge, everyone is sh#t scared of you & you're afraid of NOTHING except for GYNO!
Anabolic Member
You have callused wrists from heavy deadlifts with straps.
Associate Member
When you tease fat people for being fatties & eating so much, then you eat 3 cups of brown rice, 20 ounces of chicken breast, some brocolli & sweet potato & wash it down with a protein shake.
Senior Member
when u mix fat free cottage cheese with oats............and enjoy it!
Member
when you alarm goes off on your phone to remind you to eat some protein
Senior Member
when your girl friend catches you flexing in the kitchen in front of the microwave.
Senior Member
...when you get anxious and start panicking when you realise you should have been in bed 10 minutes ago, and are now angry you will only get 7hr 50mins of sleep instead of 8hrs.
...when you are constantly going to the toilet
...when all you think about is your next meal
...when the host of a dinner party prepares alot more food because they know you will be attending
...when every person in public stares at you as you walk by
Last edited by GT2; 06-17-2008 at 02:03 AM.
Banned
When your butcher sees you and says here comes my merc.
This thread is almost better than the cleavage thread, there's some real talent here!
Knowledgeable Member
When it's gone beyond 3 hours since you last ate, haven't eaten yet, and start to get VERY ANGRY!!!
Vitamin Enhanced Sociopathic Post Whore
when you see your cousin for the first time in a year and the very first thing he says to you is.... you on steroids?
Vitamin Enhanced Sociopathic Post Whore
"sorry baby, i cant come over tonight. i gotta go to the gym and then cook 12 chicken breasts. 4 cups of rice, 5 sweet potatos, 20 hard boiled eggs, ill see you tomorrow"
Vitamin Enhanced Sociopathic Post Whore
when you have to force feed yourself cuz your sick but you need your calories
Vitamin Enhanced Sociopathic Post Whore
when your at a bar with a girl (just drinking water), and one her guy friends offers to buy you a drink. You say.. nah man, its not part of my diet.
Anabolic Member
oh man....
cuz i used to be fat. i ALWAYS glance at myself.
car windows as i walk by, store front windows, etc etc etc...
im just so happy about my progress...most call it conceit, i call it pride.
quoted for truth!!!! i get sooooo bitchy when i havnt eaten..When it's gone beyond 3 hours since you last ate, haven't eaten yet, and start to get VERY ANGRY!!!
Member
You have to buy a second refrigerator because it takes two to hold a weeks worth of food.
Junior Member
You down several eggs and a container of oatmeal at brekky time
Vitamin Enhanced Sociopathic Post Whore
your to lazy to cook 8 egg whites. so you just the chug them raw.
Anabolic Member
^^bout to do that actually.
Vitamin Enhanced Sociopathic Post Whore
haha, i just did that. thats why i wrote it.
Knowledgeable Member
When your son plays with the empty protein containers instead of his toys...lol
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