**Stack_it and Calgarian host AR's loveline**

[Knockout_Power]

or how he trys to get me to hook up with fatties so i listen and danced with one and she sweat all over me and i wanted to barf

sweat is just the lube for fat rolls when his wiener is too small to reach the proper openning due to fat interferenece

[ReX357]

How to get your girlfriend to have anal sex with you

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gIqwbfCny8A

[ReX357]

And for the guy who was asking about how to get a woman to make you a sandwich:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bW_ngRBPLd8&feature=fvw

Works everytime.

You can get her to make something more elaborate than a sandwich that way too.

[calgarian]

sweat is just the lube for fat rolls when MY wiener is too small to reach the proper openning due to fat interferenece

Fixed.....

[Knockout_Power]

I got Fixed.....a fatty was suckin my nuts and thought it was a sweet and sour chicken ball so she bit it off

I see, nice story

[calgarian]

i am still waiting for someone to ask question......ok work time
later whores

[Knockout_Power]

good idea, some one needs to get some work done in here... sure as hell wont be me

[cherrydrpepper]

I've only known this girl 10 days and we are in love. What are some things I should be careful about since its getting so hot and heavy so fast?

[calgarian]

I've only known this girl 10 days and we are in love. What are some things I should be careful about since its getting so hot and heavy so fast?

u r setting ur self up for failure wait for stack_it cause i m tired of typing today

[ReX357]

I've only known this girl 10 days and we are in love. What are some things I should be careful about since its getting so hot and heavy so fast?

You're not in love. You're in lust. Things to be careful for? Letting her chop your balls off and keep'em in a little box so she can black mail you.

[stack_it]

I've only known this girl 10 days and we are in love. What are some things I should be careful about since its getting so hot and heavy so fast?

You are in love with her. She is in love with the fact that you are in love with her. She may like you but if you don't start showing her you have a set of balls you are fvcked.

Say if you do figure out a way to marry this girl. Your life will consist of doing everything that this single vagina wants you to do. Your friends will be gone and you'll be enslaved to this woman hoping that she gives you a peice of ass on your birthday and occasional holiday. Is this what you want?

[big_ron]

I've only known this girl 10 days and we are in love. What are some things I should be careful about since its getting so hot and heavy so fast?

yes. try and slow it down!!!!!!! i know love is a great feeling and all that, but when it comes to her one thing i can say, is always stick to the morals you have now!!!! DO NOT let them slide just because you have feelings for her, because if somethings she does/believes in go right agains your morals it will be very hard to put them aside in the long run.

[D3m3nt3d]

I've only known this girl 10 days and we are in love. What are some things I should be careful about since its getting so hot and heavy so fast?

I wasnt even going to log in until I read this....CDP, bro....bro. If there is one thing I have learned in my 30 yrs of sexiness, it's this, and no I dont just mean with my psycho wife - if a girl attaches herself that quickly to you, she has attached herself that quick to EVERYONE. You are not different, she may seem to be infatuated with you right now, but most likely she is quick moving altogether. Quick to freak, quick to 'love', quick to leave, and quick to be freakin the next guy. Save yourself the trouble homie.

[Friend]

Where can i order chloroform online?

[calgarian]

I wasnt even going to log in until I read this....CDP, bro....bro. If there is one thing I have learned in my 30 yrs of sexiness, it's this, and no I dont just mean with my psycho wife - if a girl attaches herself that quickly to you, she has attached herself that quick to EVERYONE. You are not different, she may seem to be infatuated with you right now, but most likely she is quick moving altogether. Quick to freak, quick to 'love', quick to leave, and quick to be freakin the next guy. Save yourself the trouble homie.

no advise from u.. keep reading and watch how its done........

[cherrydrpepper]

lol u guys are diks

[Knockout_Power]

congrats DP, if you like her more than just her looks... wait it out for a while. If you can only think of getting with her for a peice of tail, then take Cal's usual advise... fvck and forget

[cherrydrpepper]

thanks kp solid advice

[ReX357]

You guys wanna hear something funny?


Women's rights

[Knockout_Power]

You guys wanna hear something funny?


Women's rights

... boyaaaaah

[cherrydrpepper]

Haha pretty funny. My gf today was like "I'm hungry" im like "what, for a cock sandwich?"

[cherrydrpepper]

My gf is on her period so our love life is moving a little slowly. She has indicated she would like a finger in the ass when we bone. You guys have laid out many precautions in this area including the option of shower and anal douching. For a mere finger will the sensation feel better for her with lube?

[ReX357]

My gf is on her period so our love life is moving a little slowly. She has indicated she would like a finger in the ass when we bone. You guys have laid out many precautions in this area including the option of shower and anal douching. For a mere finger will the sensation feel better for her with lube?

Refer to post #87 and #90

[ReX357]

Astroglide is the prefered lube.

And lots of it.

I mean, put some in with your finger. Then push your finger in a bit. Pull your finger out again, put more lube, push in a bit further again. Repeat 5 to 6 times until your finger slides in and out without any issues.

Cover your cock in lube, then push your cock in, work it for a bit, add a bit more lube while you're in and work the added lube with your cock.

Make sure you bust deep in her ass. Or pull out and quickly insert into her mouth. If she's religious, she will understand.

[calgarian]

Astroglide is the prefered lube.

And lots of it.

I mean, put some in with your finger. Then push your finger in a bit. Pull your finger out again, put more lube, push in a bit further again. Repeat 5 to 6 times until your finger slides in and out without any issues.

Cover your cock in lube, then push your cock in, work it for a bit, add a bit more lube while you're in and work the added lube with your cock.

Make sure you bust deep in her ass. Or pull out and quickly insert into her mouth. If she's religious, she will understand.

even though u gave him clear instruction we both know he will **** it up

[ReX357]

even though u gave him clear instruction we both know he will **** it up

Yeah he'll stick the finger in his ass and blow in his own mouth

[Knockout_Power]

Make sure you bust deep in her ass. Or pull out and quickly insert into her mouth. If she's religious, she will understand.

there are rules on this stuff?

[ReX357]

there are rules on this stuff?

"Thou shall sucketh the sh*tty cock clean"

It's in the bible look it up.

I'm not religious but I'll use it to my advantage.

[calgarian]

there are rules on this stuff?

they only apply to ppl who are big enough to go in real holes....so u r exempt

[stack_it]

My gf is on her period so our love life is moving a little slowly. She has indicated she would like a finger in the ass when we bone. You guys have laid out many precautions in this area including the option of shower and anal douching. For a mere finger will the sensation feel better for her with lube?

If she's on her period then push for a head job. You are in the beginning of a relationship so now is the time to set the routine for the rest of the relationship. Make sure she knows that anytime she's bleeding she's blowin.

As far as the finger in the ass thing. I usually just use her pvssy juices. I've had several girls that love this and have never had a problem with them not being wet enough to use it as lube. I just stick it in and get it ready for bigger things to go in.

Just sou you know. If a girl likes a finger in her butt then she will like anal. I was with a girl who loved the finger but said she didn't like anal. I got her to anal once and she got off from it. She wanted it in her ass from then on out.


So stick it in her pooper. Also with the period thing just fvck her in the shower and it keeps the mess away. I've gotten my redwings a few times.

[big_ron]

If she's on her period then push for a head job. You are in the beginning of a relationship so now is the time to set the routine for the rest of the relationship. Make sure she knows that anytime she's bleeding she's blowin.

As far as the finger in the ass thing. I usually just use her pvssy juices. I've had several girls that love this and have never had a problem with them not being wet enough to use it as lube. I just stick it in and get it ready for bigger things to go in.

Just sou you know. If a girl likes a finger in her butt then she will like anal. I was with a girl who loved the finger but said she didn't like anal. I got her to anal once and she got off from it. She wanted it in her ass from then on out.


So stick it in her pooper. Also with the period thing just fvck her in the shower and it keeps the mess away. I've gotten my redwings a few times.

Gold!

[Knockout_Power]

lick your finger and slide it in... its pretty smooth in there....

plz, just please dont rub your eyes

[cherrydrpepper]

lick your finger and slide it in... its pretty smooth in there....

plz, just please dont rub your eyes

reminds me of the first time i saw a pic one of cal's girls

[Knockout_Power]

dont go there man

[calgarian]

ok now that I have recharged...here is what i think abt ur issue Cherry........

We all know u r an ass and attention whore.thats given.
You always have problem when it come to girl and I am pretty sure u r pvssy whipped in that department. She is roping you in with the comments like " i was witing for someone like u" and shit like this.( u know i am correct) Plus i can tell because u r not good with girls and r going to hang on to her with the dear life. Hence the term "clingy" apply to you, then you will have issue everything she will do aka "insecure" and then because you do everything she tell u to , you expect the same hence the term "controlling" after 3 months you will get accused of all three above mentioned terms and then you will receive "its not me its you " speech followed by " we need a break" or "we should see other ppl" and then u will cry ur heart out and create 100 different threads annoying the fvck outta me so just stay with her till u fvck her in the ass and then run for your dear life.

[cherrydrpepper]

Thanks Cal what I gather is I need to keep seeing my friends and doing my hobbies and doing my thing while Im dating this girl so the relationship stays fresh so I appreciate that. This girl just feels right. I think I could get my dick wet somewhere else but it wouldn't satisfy or fulfill me. I have to come to terms with some of this shit its just the way men are wired to try to **** as much as possible. Doesn't create true happiness to do that though.

then u will cry ur heart out and create 100 different threads annoying the fvck outta me so just stay with her till u fvck her in the ass and then run for your dear life.

I'll cry and create a 100 threads the day I get engaged to this girl knowing I can never be with you you big stud

[calgarian]

Thanks Cal what I gather is I need to keep seeing my friends and doing my hobbies and doing my thing while Im dating this girl so the relationship stays fresh so I appreciate that. This girl just feels right. I think I could get my dick wet somewhere else but it wouldn't satisfy or fulfill me. I have to come to terms with some of this shit its just the way men are wired to try to **** as much as possible. Doesn't create true happiness to do that though.



I'll cry and create a 100 threads the day I get engaged to this girl knowing I can never be with you you big stud

i love fvcking housewives and knowing you , you will become one aka her bitch as soon as u get engaged

[calgarian]

Thanks Cal what I gather is I need to keep seeing my friends and doing my hobbies and doing my thing while Im dating this girl so the relationship stays fresh so I appreciate that. This girl just feels right. I think I could get my dick wet somewhere else but it wouldn't satisfy or fulfill me. I have to come to terms with some of this shit its just the way men are wired to try to **** as much as possible. Doesn't create true happiness to do that though.



I'll cry and create a 100 threads the day I get engaged to this girl knowing I can never be with you you big stud

no u cant...thats what make me worried and i know its a little harsh on my side but we all know thats the truth

[Knockout_Power]

I'll cry and create a 100 threads everyday just like normal

fixed...

[calgarian]

REX can we keep the religious stuff out please....