My wife had me expelled from the premises tonight. I didn't do anything to her. But for some reason she felt that her life was in jeopardy and had a big black dude(cop) escort her home.

I gave him some shit when he came in but he was a pretty good guy. My wife even told him about all the AAS i had but he wasn't concerned w/that. He just wanted me out of the house.

He even drove me to a motel, where i am now, and told me to "straighten the **** up." hahaha....ok...

Point is, i never thought i'd recommend a cop over a woman. But....