Is that you?Originally Posted by kc
Is that you?Originally Posted by kc
no she prolly took a picture of some other girl and posted it as her! lmao jjOriginally Posted by palme
Good lovely freakin friday ya'll! stupid work I hate work.. I m going to pound my boss
You f@cking know it....you won't get to him before me though!! First fuking thing this morning he YELLS at me for something I had nothing to do with!! Tell them to shut up?!? FUK U!!!Originally Posted by needmorestrength
ARRRGHHH!! I think I am actually beat on him today!! Man....What a way to start off a Friday!!!
I've just washed a T-shirt for tonight, and now its raining. Its a new TAPOUT T-Shirt, I want it for tonights fight night, will I ever get it dry?..
Originally Posted by OGPackin
Creamy for sandwiches, Crunchy on a spoon.
max
Only if you drive your car really fast and hang it out the window. Pay no attention to the cops when they give chase....they just want your shirt. hahahahaOriginally Posted by BOUNCER
Haha. Let that Ghost Rider guy dry it for you.Originally Posted by Juggy Snout
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i'm chewing tobacco right now... and I have heartburn
More pages people! More I say! More!
I Once took a pair of binoculars and staired at the sun for over an hour.
wow thats uhhh smart... once I was threw a baseball through the back window of my car.. I dont kno why lol
I poop a lot
BeautifulOriginally Posted by co2boi
i love rainOriginally Posted by palme
My MBH is not a communist. He may be a liar, a pig, an idiot, a communist, but he is not a porn star.
lmao lol.. maybe u take in too much protein lolOriginally Posted by co2boi
Perhaps you eat too much......I would suggest...oh wait...I have no idea what i am talking bout!!Originally Posted by co2boi
Nevermind! Hope y'all have a lovely weekend!!
The last time the meteors came, we thought the sky was on fire. Naturally, we blamed the Irish. We hanged more 'n a few.
Smells like roses in the springOriginally Posted by TexasFitnessGirl
So then I said to the cop, "No, you're driving under the influence ... of being a jerk."
HAHAHA GO SIMPSONSOriginally Posted by Juggy Snout
Hey, did you guys see that one movie with that one guy. You know, the one where he's driving that car in the city?
hey guys... dont u hate cutting tonails.. honestly it sucks.
I refuse to touch anyones toenails except the man I love and babies.Originally Posted by needmorestrength
I like licking the soap out from under my toe nails. Great breath freshner
lol if u cut yer mans toe nails your a pretty generousOriginally Posted by TexasFitnessGirl
lady!! lol
Toooooo far man ewwwwOriginally Posted by co2boi
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It's getting boring.Originally Posted by Money Boss Hustla
Say something funny - quick!
My nails don't grow that fast, so I rarely have to clip them.
we have a football game tonight at 7pm in 3 hours and 40 minutes. It's our rival game so I'm pumped yall - there's gonna be thousands of people. I'm gonna kill someone tonight for sure.
I don't let anyone cut my toe nails. Thems sensitive nerv endings. That's a do-it-your-self project. And finger nails too. My mom cut my finger nails until I had enough hand strength to do it my self. I've been cutting them on my own since I was four. She used to rip and pull as she cut. I hated that.
my feet smell like doritos , cool ranch
I know your avatar is from some band but that comment reminded me of Bill and Teds bogus movie. "Ugh! Deaths feet stink, Ted!"
the misfitsOriginally Posted by 63190
my fingers smell like my girlfriends p***y... I hate this smell, it's hard to get off
He who goes to bed with itchy butt wakes up with sticky fingers
One trick is to tell them stories that don't go anywhere, like the time I caught the ferry over to Shelbyville. I needed a new heel for my shoe, so I decided to go to Morganville, which is what they called Shelbyville in those days. So I tied an onion to my belt, which was the style at the time. Now, to take the ferry costs a nickel, and in those days nickels had pictures of bumblebees on them. 'Give me five bees for a quarter,' you'd say. Now, where were we? Oh, yeah. The important thing was that I had an onion on my belt, which was the style at the time. They didn't have white onions because of the war. The only thing you could get were those big, yellow ones...
Yes the misfits, but my point was deaths stinky feet.Originally Posted by DevilsDeity
Time for some steak
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